So on the one hand we gave Iran everything they wanted, putting them in a much better position than before, but on the other hand we did kill an 86-year-old man, something no one thought possible unless he caught a cold or fell down a little.
A tweet that reads "About 5 years ago I worked in a restaurant and Ludacris came in, ordered spring rolls, and sent them back. When I apologized he said “don’t apologize, spring rolls are unpredictable.” I think about this at least once a week."
semi related, he generally seems like a thoughtful person
I just realized you can't even roll coal in this Nazi sled. It's electric. Gender-affirming exhaust pipes.
it's from one Gene Hemphill, who may have put his whole government name on a public comment about Carissa Codel
He never does exactly what he says, but it's always some evil shit.
I'm not learning Chinese if I'm gonna get nuked too. We need clarity.
I never understood the TACO callout, were they mad he did fewer crimes?
Just get one of the guys who dressed up as a Ninja Turtle for his NYE party to talk him down.
Nothing I can do.
It's a stupid, mentally addled old man trying the only way he knows to get out of a mess he made: threatening people and shitting his pants.
Save your energy for the people being threatened with crimes against humanity. This isn't about you.
I don't waste my time worrying about things entirely out of my control. It's unhelpful and, in some situations, selfish navel-gazing.
If I was in congress right now I would change my out of the office message to “can you believe this shit?” That’s politics
Every online adult convert I have seen is certifiably insane.
He sheds his skin often. Next month, he could be Zoroastrian if it served his needs.
Pretty nimble, too. There is zero chance Trump could dodge a well-thrown shoe.
It's why Gaza was so bipartisan, killing Muslims is just a function of the system — it would be like questioning why the sun rises in the morning.
Gladiators at least had a pension.
The last 10 years have taught me to hate comedians with a severity I had not previously known. (Apologies to the good ones catching strays.)
There's nothing that can save those things except a wrecking ball and recycling plant.
It's the vehicle Blade Runner, star of the hit film Blade Runner, would drive to supervised visits with his children.
If it rains hard enough, you might see smoke.
The cybertruck I see most often in my neighbourhood is driven by an impish older man who always wears camo but does not have veteran plates. Potentually the most divorced man in the 613 area code.
No matter how much he mods that truck, his kids are not going to return his calls.
Easy to scam though.
Senator Brian Limpdick (D-NC): “Dangerous Donald is threatening to wipe tax breaks for working families right off the map”
What the fuck does panic posting accomplish, besides annoy people?
Bush also didn't have staff issuing edicts in the tone of an abusive redditor who loves emojis. I swore I'd never be nostalgic for his two terms but damn am I close.
I'm annoyed by gas prices but I am thankful my friends aren't pulling their children out of smoldering rubble.
Threatening to destroy a civilization really doesn't make Trump unique or at odds with the spirit of a country I have watched use 9/11 as an excuse to murder and displace civilians for decades. He's gross and unmannered but still wholly American. This is what empires do.