My little suggestion today is that if you have to read a T.S. Eliot poem you put, “Girl,” in front of the first line & read the rest in the voice of a drag queen reading someone to filth.

The gist of every government AI policy document:
- AI is the future
-AI is capable of Great things
- we're a bit hazy on how it works
- you should, like, figure out yourself
- I dunno, we have copilot paid for already
- this could solve climate change.

But also:
- holy shit, we have *concerns."

No, that's a terrible name for a dog.

Tears count as one other thing.

More folk horror! More folk horror!

incredible exchange here, this website has the juice

Aha! You can work out the apocalyptic timeline by charting the growth of his facial hair, too.

If he can't even buy better lighting and a change of clothes, I'm not trusting him to care for children.

Well, there's one for the mixtape to pass around at lunch period.

An image of Javik in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she'd recognize the look but not the name etc., and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak".

Someone missed the "Do not, under any circumstances, give him a passage to read that includes the words of God in the first person, because he can't tell the difference" memo.

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

This is created by Massive Attack, Tom Waits, and thefinaleye. It "portrays a momentous American epoch that is yet to be named [...] focused on opposition to ICE raids, the militarisation of domestic forces, and state authoritarianism."

Share it on your other socials, mayhaps?

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I notice everyone I know of who now writes games ends up getting the same result.

Using the same (mathematically and logically dubious) calculations as the administration, it's worth noting that drug trafficking is up more than 1250% from December 2025 to March 2026.

This is a dance off (that Canada will lose). If you see this, repost a dance.

I have a complicated relationship with word limits: on the one hand, there's always so much you want to include that you don't have space to. On the other, if I sit through another presentation where the speaker goes over their time limit before starting their argument, there will be violence.

Also not encouraging that the headline treats "a vaccine supporter" as a noteworthy trait for the CDC director.

I no longer answer people's calls, but I will respond to a polite beck.

We're going to have another round of people discovering why you don't randomly compare anyone to Pharisees, aren't we?

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Not the @theonion.com: “Yes, it’s hard to trust the judgment of someone who said they teleported and then doubled down on it,” said another senior official. “But he seems to really care about people, which I really appreciate. And I think he cares about readiness for hurricane season.”

... from their headquarters in Vancouver.

(It doesn't matter what planet they're on. Every planet has a Vancouver.)

"The developers have created an emotional new game, and that emotion is 'regret.'"

Confessional: "YOU'RE ACE? I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU": WHY THEY WILL NEVER FIND THE BODY.

That's my bad. It was my turn to do it, but my neighbour borrowed my rake and I'd have to phone him to get it back.

I decided I'd rather let the coast burn.

Boring: THE MAN WHO ONLY SPOKE IN SIMPSONS QUOTES

Weird Anthology Picture: 'ARE YOU A SHAMAN?' AND OTHER UNPROMPTED QUESTIONS

Back when I ran games more often, the named NPC lists would get huge, because I could never let someone *just* be "the bartender who gives you a clue."

No, he had to have a sister with her own plotline, plus all the people attached to that. And he'd have friends to take care of, enemies to avoid...

They finally did it: they invented an Original Sin.

Solidarity with all trans people everywhere.

The full set of these excellent podcasts only appears when the stars are right, so if you haven't had the chance to listen to them before, now's the time. Beyond just being updates of classic Lovecraft stories, they give other writers a great model to see how that update could look.