You mean I couldn’t interest you in your very own Pazuzu? This apparently real btw.

Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”

To be fair, I just took the original Justin McClure script and ran with it. Not to throw him under the bus. But I'm used to it at this point.

Ha! I know. I’m slowly pulling back from that!

I've been using Justin McClure's structure for maybe ten years and never looked back. justinmcclure.com/gyst