Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

he can...con my duct?

Co-Worker: so the API that [thing we need to integrate with] is using SOAP -

Me: awwwwwwwwuuggggggggh

hahahahahaha

Ai remix feature in privacy settings on TikTok turned on

I am so upset right now, TikTok quietly added a feature which turns on an AI feature on all the TikTok’s you have already posted to allow Ai to remix and make content of your TikTok’s and I didn’t know, you must go to privacy settings on your TikToks to turn it off yourself, want to warn others 💔

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Underwater view of the Orion spacecraft's circular heat shield after splashdown, showing the scalloped tile pattern of the ablative thermal protection.

Cool underwater shot of Orion's heat shield post-splashdown 😎 #ArtemisII

🔗 nasa.gov/missions/na...

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congratulations on making it all the way around the sun again, birthday neighbor

zach (@blip_tm) on twitter: "dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa"

Gimli saying "I never thought I'd fight side by side with a Pope" Pope Leo answers "you degenerate polyamorous gender ideologue will burn in hell" Gimli answering "what the fuck!?"

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Share one of your favorite TV characters who did not start out as a series regular.

A Tumblr post by mjunebitch from 3 days ago that says: anyway if u watch the new Harry Potter show in any way for any reason you're part of the problem. if you pirate it you're part of the problem, if you "watch it critically" you're part of the problem, if you watch it for the purpose of a smug little video essay pointing out some problematic element in it, you're part of the problem. it doesn't matter if some element of the show is problematic, the show existing is problematic. don't give it any revenue or contribute to its cultural relevance. boycott it and let it wither on the fucking vine

the only take that matters

I like Solitude a lot too. I also like Riften's aesthetic, but I feel like almost everyone who lives there is either a gangster or stabbed.

Has anyone thought of asking the "woke" Pope if sentencing millions of trans people to misery and death by unilaterally cutting off their healthcare is in his interest or no

me wearing a shirt that says “Jess Tønseth Lee Gleason is my favorite poet”

repping @thejessbeast.bsky.social fandom on our anniversary

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

One gift of player-directed stories is the moment when a player's face lights up because they are sure they know the answer to how to beat the baddie, and then they go for it. Is it what is in my notes as the answer? No. Am I diving into the idea that it is with my whole creative self? Absolutely.

searching the old mind palace to try to remember if that’s something I did

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

endoskeletons must be super gross to bugs. from their perspective, like, your guts are on the OUTSIDE

a stone monument found in a square in Arlington, Massachusetts. its inscription reads: Near this spot SAMUEL WHITTEMORE, then 80 years old, killed three British soldiers April 19, 1775 He was shot, bayoneted, beaten, and left for dead but recovered and lived to be 98 years of age.

may we all be so resilient and violently anti-imperialist in our old age

WE ARE BATTLE OF MENOTOMY POSTING

as the 🇬🇧 left the Battle of Lex & Conc 251 years ago, a spry 80y/o Samuel Whittemore killed a 🇬🇧 soldier w/ his musket & 2 more w/ pistols

he was shot, stabbed, & left to die

“And [Whittemore] who did NOT die”

the official Hero Of Massachusetts lived to 98!

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This comparison is so apt on so many levels I might need to write about it because YESSSS

The main project of the next century is to wipe the entirety of AI off the face of the earth: shutter their companies, prosecute their executives and coders, expropriate their holdings, ban their technology, and make using even a simulacra of it illegal and socially unacceptable

speculative fiction writers I am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don’t say numbers. don’t give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it’s secondhand. the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. I guarantee. don’t let your readers do any math. when did something happen? a while ago. how many bullets can that gunfire? trick question it shoots lasers and it shoots them hard. you are lying to people for fun. if you let do math at you the lie collapses and it’s no fun anymore

clocked me

I've been thinking about it. And I think there might only be three types of narrative game

1. Explore the Psyche of Man
2. Stuff Already Happened, And Now You're Here
3. Lesbian Bartender

On top of reasons of role deconstruction and bodily autonomy, this is one reason why it's so important to many people in power to eradicate trans folk.

If you're secure with yourself, feeling good BEING yourself, they can't tell you you're broken and then sell you a "fix"

what an image