It’s the lack of vaccines.

You half me in the first 3/4.

I am sick of seeing that shit today.

People that don’t know how influencer marketing works because it worked on them.

Jesus fuck are you an annoying liberal

Shaved 5 cloves of garlic, at least 5 oz of grano padano, going to finally use this black truffle salt I bought in Venice Italy and hope it turns out.

If not? Fuck it, still fancy buttered noodles and I will force myself through it for the truffles.

I have an 1/8th of magic mushrooms in the freezer and normally I would take 2-3 that. But I am going to go camping once this shit is off in a couple weeks. I have a strong stomach so not worried about much except letting my dog out of the tent. I need to see the stars.

I’ve been looking at finances and working hard on getting more financial flow and might make this month work. That just means I extend things a month.

Once this ankle bracelet comes off I am still going to lone star for a ribeye. Fuck it. It’s cheaper than I can do and let’s go out with a bang

When you are being abused it is not that easy. You are shamed and generally in a lesser position of power. So fuck off with your nonsense.

God damn. Melania keeps auto playing. They keep pushing this trash. I wish I never had to hear her voice ever.

Got a text earlier and was like what the fuck? It’s a car wash.

:me rolling that wheel wheel of cheese:

Thats nacho cheese, thats nacho cheese.

Normally cop dogs are ACAB. Red is an exception. Red is a good boy and deserves all the pets.

:: swingline stapler starts shaking in terror::

PLEASE DONT ME

One of my favorite co workers was of Iranian descent. He was hilarious. His family was so nice.

I am using my last of my marketing budget for the year which is also my food budget now in hopes it all pays off.

Debating on ordering aluminum sidewalk decals to promote my biz. Technically illegally even the city does it. Fuck it. Just have to get crafty and design again. I am not a half bad designer when I want to be.

Ooooo kid free? Hell yeah brother. Rare thing. You are in snorkel heaven. It’s warm and full of beautiful fish, plants and fauna.

Enjoy the smell. The air is just… aromatic in a way I can’t describe. It’s like that the whole time. Haole is derogatory but it’s like gringo. Can’t blame them.

I am only 50 and I don’t have health insurance. Can’t afford it, but also make too much for state Medicaid. I have skin cancer. And other things.

Guess I’ll just die

cybertruck with smoke stacks

It gets worse. #tesla

Good man. Your family is everything and paradise awaits. You can’t always be a haole. Enjoy that time. Post pics though. I want to live vicariously through you.

My dog if I leave for half an hour

He does keep $20s on him to sign in sharpie. He’s still a cheap motherfucker who gives motherfuckers bad names. And $100 isn’t even enough for the photo opp.

God damn. And MAGA will eat this up.

“DoorDash grandma”

They upped the retirement age to 85. Work until you die.

As long as you’re in the air or if you’re taking a shit i expect skeets. Otherwise I expect only posts with beautiful sunsets, beaches, sea turtles and Hawaii. Go on now haole

No I get it, it comes in waves, eaters, dick wavers, gym bros. I don’t know what the fuck. But trust me this helps cut it down pretty quick. I don’t know who’s in charge of sending that shit into the feed but it’s ridiculous.

I’m an atheist that believes in god…

Shut the fuck up.

Nice of you to waste thousands of gallons of water for that ai pic

Or a boat

Shit is so topsy turvy