was moving into a new place, reassembling a table, stood up too fast, and whacked my head on this dumb light fixture that the hung at shoulder level (size of a basket ball).

Small bits of glass everywhere and a decent gash in my scalp 😵‍💫

the return of Sleevie Nicks

Feels like me & the AI Spotify DJ X go way back.

moving in together this weekend! 😍

Update: I was able to find the artist!

It is Ace Troy, based in Portland, OR.

Check out their website: acetroy.com

And this piece can be found here: www.acetroy.com/product/frog...

two in the pink or something like that

THANK YOU!!!

It was for sale at one of our gay bars in Portland. I didn’t catch the artist’s name unfortunately. Next time I will!

hot frog & toad

Alicia is quickly becoming a favorite of mine…the casual mention of running over a lady with car and an avid doll collector.

Excited to see more of the whimsy.

#RHORI

subtle smiles with duckï

Well I didn’t know bgb was built like this

KATSEYE Just brought out the Kpop demon hunters singers!! Ejae, Audrey, and Rei Ami!!

#Coachella #Livestream

sweaty betty

muppet (derogatory)

cat/cow in the field

sprung

Reminded of the time I used überlube to silence some squeaky door hinges.

Portland Holi Festival

These monstrosities for $695?!!!
The delusion

Nordstrom count your days.
A knit t-shirt for $328.00?
Gtfo.

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“Master of the house, doling out the charm.
Ready with a handshake and an open palm”

Born to be on the top, forced to be on the bottom

human pyramid base

watched “Big Trouble in Little China” for the first time and boy did we go on a campy adventure

gee willikers!

Tri’s for the guys,
Bi’s for the guys

honkers reporting for duty 🫡

Sasquatch but instead it’s Sacksquatch and he’s covered in hairy scrotums