the soup gods have spoken

Frame #6746 from E37 The Plant

naming my son Tylenol

why is jason long doing ozempic commercials

my bones are growing extra bones that seem to be pinching my spinal chord. extra bones!! can you believe it?

thinking about how delayed my medical care has been because of unemployment and divorce. soup can’t fix this one folks

want to be in bed listening to music while reading horny fanfic instead of pleasing the boss with my presence at the office

the unholy sounds of a chronically pained neck with a TENS unit

Frame #6800 from S02 -E21 - Sturgeon-628413

getting teary over a zuko tiktok edit, if you were wondering where my mental health is at

i sat on the work toilet long enough for the automatic lights to turn off. if it happened to me, it can happen to you too. be warned!

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 8

There are very few things that can’t be figured out by slapping one’s forehead with your palm and saying “of course!”

increasing my surface area without increasing my weight or volume

the fever to get a cat is stronggggg but i think i’m too disabled to care for an animal on my own 😔

I would buy us so many pastries. We will eat like kings

not pictured:
plums
gochujang hummus
cigarettes

life has improved x10 since I move a couple blocks from the farmers market. that’s the secret to happiness, folks

the farmers market pastry man snuck 2 free pastries into my bag. blessed day

Frame #42550 from S03 -E16 - Battle of the Foie Gras-627672

maybe 2025 will be the year we finish strong

i did, in fact, take a lot of shit 😔

you order da weed, and the bring it to you!!

god bless california weed delivery. i ran out of green for my sour diesel butternut squash soup

turning into the divorced numetal dad of my teenage dreams

the bus is never late for those who are pure of heart

someone on this bus is clipping their nails

eraserhead haunts my movie list but i’m nervous to watch it 🫣

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 12