No, no… call me John. Mr Jingle Hiemer Schmidt is my father

There’s prob all you can sniff buffets in dog heaven

Just did a little mental math to see how often Snoop smokes and i feel like a bit of a math genius not gonna lie

Latest black mirror is fire

I love when my dog does this face :D

Dental care is so in right now

James and the giant peach is a masterpeach

Would be a red flag tbh

Who goes to subway and doesn’t get Italian herbs and cheese

I wonder what Tim Robinson was like in high school

Queen of marking shit unread

This is the last month of my twenties😳😓

I wanna see stats at how Google searches decreased (if so) since TikTok blew up. People be using that shit as their search engine

DIY influencers fail to include in their time lapse videos how fucking annoying doing a project is

Only murders in the building theme song makes me feel all cozy inside😌

I am awake, but at what cost? At. What cost?!

Constantly mumbling into the void on here but I’ll keep my posts as as an online journal/scrapbook to look back on some day

🎤*taps Post button* is this thing on?

🎶 I don’t wanna work
I just wanna lay on the couch all day🎶

The Bear is a work of art

what a day

lmaoooo i fuckin hate this

Welp, there it goes. The end of an era. Now that my Twitter app updated its time to delete for good. RIP

Washing vitamins down with a lil whiteclaw

Sometimes you just need to cry
Sometimes you just need to cum

And on the rare occasion you need both

TGIFBLWCBWASQAIJBMBWKI (thank god it’s Friday but like who cares because weeks are so quick and it’ll just be Monday before we know it)

Oar🫣

Why do they assume? Bc you’re Asian?? Racist asses

a reminder that acab

A beautiful orangey sunset over some hedges. Dunkin’ can be seen in the background

A beautiful orangey pink sunset over some hedges. Dunkin’ can be seen in the background

Yesterdays sunset🌅