Moira Quirk

Sorry wait how did I make it this far as a Gideon the Ninth fan without knowing the Locked Tomb audiobooks are narrated by the co-host of Nickelodeon GUTS???

Brad Lander's Instagram with the caption "the mukbang video"

Every now and then I weep that Keith Moon didn't get to try a white Monster Energy Drink

Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II

JD Vance went to Europe thinking he was being set up to lead. It is now slowly dawning on him that Trump set him up to be this year's Elon Musk.

During my lifetime "sir" went from an honorific to something you're only called if a Gen Xer on Reddit found your post funny

2022 Elon would have been shit talking the astronauts the whole time. He'd have called one of them a pedophile. I didn't know he had it to lose but he lost it. he lost his mojo

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

How to Make Zohran Mamdani Type Beats

Educating myself

How the fuck was I sleeping on this from 1995-1998

There is only one reason to bid on the Olympics as a modern city: To hide the Akira Project

Every discord should have exactly five text channels and they should be named like we name hurricanes

Regardless of whether there are new scientific breakthroughs, Artemis II has already shattered the record for distance jumped between its volume and the volume of its youtube ads

I'm not saying that Kubrick faked the moon landing but I am saying that if Kubrick were running this mission we wouldn't be hearing all this back and forth about how to keep the moon in the center of the frame

Me if golf was real

NEW OC

My Homestuck pilled brain read this and thought "it's almost 4/13"

History PhDs are so fascinating because it's like yeah there probably should be someone in 2075 who spent a decade of their life becoming an expert on GamerGate

What up aging punks I spent all morning excited to watch the Militarie Gun Tiny Desk concert with my toddler

Sounds to me like it's actually fine to fuck a ditto, yeah?

Sorry what I stopped after Ruby what

Once again, impressed and awed

Incredibly impressed that you'd come within a mile of it on an account linked to you professionally

Thank you I probably should have just messaged you directly

Pokemon fans: Are folks fucking their Dittos? Is it illegal to fuck Dittos? What's the texture like?

A better world is possible! It's time to demand Crayola crayon boxes where the bottom doesn't give out every time you finish putting crayons away.

Chuck Norris doesn't rest in piss... piss rests in Chuck Norris

Lots of people commenting on this but I didn't know I could heal using magic in Skyrim till I got to the wizard school and I was playing on Legendary

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow