Neville munching nanners

The flat earthers are crawling out from under their rocks with this Artemis mission. God damn, I feel like I'm losing brain cells just reading this shit.

Yawn, left my door unlocked last night. Didn't wake up until 8:00 AM this morning. Must have been murdered in my sleep last night and the timeline took a few extra hours to reset. Remember the universe only exists because I exist to observe it. You are all welcome.

Neville and Mr Grey hanging out

All these manosphere guys wishing we could turn back the clock to when they worked all day and the wife stayed home tending the house, you all are suckers. My wife works all day and I stay home tending the house. My way is better. 😎

Maybe, they have been lying to us all along. We are the bad guys, not China.

For years they've been telling us China is the bad guy and that they are just looking for an excuse to invade Taiwan. Yet now we have given them the perfect excuse and window to do so and nothing, crickets. What better time to do it than while our military is preoccupied with Iran.

Hey US Bank. Just tried to go to one of your branches to make a deposit only to find it closed because of snow. You don't get that privilege. If the grocery store next to you can be open you can be open. You make enough money off the backs of the workers to at least honor your god damned hours.

Pooter and the buns

Pooter wants to know why the buns get all the attention when she is so pretty herself.

Disappearing green been

Oh God forbid these kids walk unsupervised, they might get snatched (sarcasm, I know it doesn't translate well through post)

If your kid is being marked tardy because of the traffic situation near their school the answer is leave the house earlier not remove the public bus stop that you think is the cause of the traffic. One thing I've learned in city government is that there are a lot of entitled fuckwads in this world.

State officials approve plans to reintroduce predator after 100-year absence: '[It's] just really cool to see' "There was nobody there speaking in opposition."

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Hurray for the murder ferret.

What's up there chunky?

Iran's distrust and hatred for the United States has always been based on the belief that the United States and Israel were existential threats to their existence. Trump and Bibi just proved their point.

I'm mean I'm not a doctor of international affairs but I don't think you can claim self defense when you start the fight.

I remember the fall of the Soviet Union. Thinking the end of the Cold War meant that there would be world peace in my lifetime. Fuck I was naive. How long until this escalates to nuclear conflict?

Great film

Couch buns

I'd call corporate about that. Don't think they'd like their pilot doing that, just from a professionalism standpoint.

Neville cleaning his toeses

Herding buns is almost as difficult as herding cats

Munch munch munch

Libera te tutemet ex inferis
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ACAB. If they aren't dirty themselves they cover for others that are.

Maybe it's the remnants of Parris Island but for fucks sake people! Am I the only person left that understands punctuality?

Dahmer didn't get a last meal, at least not an official one. He was beaten to death by another inmate while cleaning a toilet.

New Resident Evil coming out, guess I'm gonna have to bite the bullet and buy a PS5. I just know that as soon as I do the rumors of a PS6 will start 🤬