I’m sorry or you’re welcome

the mets are finding themselves in a pretty deep hole right now. no, i don't mean the losing streak. i mean i have kidnapped their starting lineup and they are waking up right now in my basement

Sometimes you have to do a Smart Business by setting $250 million on fire for undisclosed reasons

Images I Would Like To Punch

Happy Earth Day.

Yeah, this is just insurance companies and manufacturers deliberately manipulating the market since nobody will do anything about it.

Took the 20 out of Union Station because I was too lazy to walk, I demand a shirt

Good morning

Well now I know what I should have done as I stumbled toward the office bsky.app/profile/barr...

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

You know it baby, the mile high city

Good damn morning

Thinking about Fernando Mendoza holding a clipboard behind Kirk Cousins and Aaron Rodgers

hinge profile that says: “Change my mind about: Poptarts are ravioli”

troubling to consider

Just checking Yermin Mercedes for April comparables right quick

god yes

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

The income to housing price ratio

Somehow… the funnel returned

Not to be confused with the room temperature liquid from a supermarket tray of chicken parts, which is "mouthwash"

Corey Perry's water bottle on the bench is filled with brine from a jar of spicy pickled pigs feet

"Corey Perry is so slippery" it's because he lives in the garbage with all the nasty rotting vegetable juices. Hope that helps.

Foley got an earful from the league for this. But he was 100 percent right, and every single player agreed with him.

Well you were certainly participants in it

We’re gonna win

Seeing all those Karmanos ads on the dugout railings at Comerica makes me real goddamn twitchy

And they have now batted around

@suesswassersee.bsky.social The Brewers are having your kind of inning: Hit back-to-back triples, got a single by virtue of the Tigers forgetting to cover 1st, scored an RBI on a bases loaded HBP, things of that nature

hold on a minute, there's too many layers to this for me rn

@douglasmack.bsky.social your song is playing