One thing I'm seeing proposed more and more as a prophylaxis against another Trump is to ban felons from holding public office.

And this might be an unpopular opinion, but I *hate* that plan.

Here's why.

Vibes>lyrics. I don’t make the rules.

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WAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Well played.

I fucking love that I can be in the middle of chopping basil, yell, “YOU KNOW WHAT?” at the top of my lungs, drop everything, type my errant and enraging thought….

and you’ll support me. Thank you.

Unpopular take: “ Escape (The Pina Colada Song)” is a horrific tale of betrayal and lies.

That’s…. the Other Guy. Isn’t it? I mean, it’s been awhile, but… yeah. Yellow, glowing eyes is a giveaway.

Monarch butterfly sits on a girl’s arm.

I don’t have a lot to say but I wanted you to know that if you’re reading this, you’re on the timeline where her caterpillar hatched, stretched, and flew safely into the warm air.

I will send you a copy! But must clean office to find. So don’t hold your breath. 😬

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I deleted.

It IS weird. That’s okay. I’m just letting you know it’s weird and authentic. LIKE ME!🤣

Oh no! I’m at a convention right now. I don’t know where I put it but I have to clean and when I find it, I’ll shoot you a photo.

YES! Also. I have had many a long talk with myself about charging. But I give fully, honestly, and 100%. I charge to make it an exchange, not a “transaction”. It doesn’t make it not real. It makes it so I can be fully real and not become drained or resentful.

Absolutely!!

Greg stands almost at Kim’s hip. Greg is a goat.

Bob stands a bit above Kim’s knee. Bob is a horse.

I’ve been asked if the goat is bigger than the horse. He is.

A five foot tall lemon tree stands amidst probably a hundred lemons.

In the coming apocalypse, I shall probably not die of scurvy.

I feel like that’s less a review and more a photo shoot. I dunno if they’d be down for that. I mean, you’ve seen my attempts that don’t even involve accessorizing.

Different goats are different sizes! Greg is bigger than our miniature horse. But dwarf goats also exist.

Hmmmmm. They don’t really do anything they don’t want to. I don’t know if I have the capacity for that kind of commitment. Nail polish, maybe? Makeup?

Fashion for them or me?

What other things should I have goats review? ( Don’t worry. Each of you will get a producer credit if your suggestion is used, monetized, and optioned by a union-recognized company.)

AKA competitors.

The idea that a power structure could be a part of the community and exist to BENEFIT rather than to PUNISH is…. Oh, right. That’s soshalizm shame on me for thinking it was an option.

So many folks who don’t think a government’s job is to do good things for citizens but rather to do bad things to people who “deserve” it. (Aka people they don’t like.)

Goats know a GOAT when they read one.

My friend @felicia.day wrote a book. My other friends seem to enjoy it.

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok

Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

Nope. Just ask me, a former employee of Disnee.

I’m in!

OH MY GOSH, YES! My worth is not defined by a paycheck. My value is not optional. Capitalism rarely lies to me for MY benefit.