if you don't like Ravel's Bolero you are not a real artist
i said what i said

did we fix it

i'm so horny (i did it so you dont have to)

it's so crazy that a month ago it was 2024 and now it's 1984

oof, y'all know SOMEBODY out there namin their kid Jenzi

I would prefer to be living thru the Renaissance, not Revelations

eating a full sleeve of Ritz is ok

I prefer to dance like everybody's watching. And they're tipping me. Makin it rain. Damn, I look good!

new idea for 2025: edible dishes and cutlery (time saver)

Sunday Funday?? More like Sunday Monday because that is the order days go in know what I mean

[to the tune of "Santa Baby"]
Avocadoes
Taste better than guacamole
To me

a little about me: could not pick Michael Fassbender out of a lineup