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The Beware Gallery, by The Eyes and the Mistoids 11 track album

There are just two tapes left of my new album The Beware Gallery. Lots of genre experimentation going on here, bit of jazz, bit of classical, bit of techno, all the good stuff, I recommend putting it on while you walk round the Tate Modern waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

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I want to know what love is
I wonder if anybody could hopefully spare the time to inform me as to what it might possibly be

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Help! I need somebody
Help! Not just anybody
Help! I wish I could be more specific

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Cheese cubes

Cheese cubes

Kid playing MineKraft

Kid playing MineKraft

Parent tip: if you can't afford a computer, cut cheese into tiny cubes and tell your kids it's MineKraft

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Stick blender instructions

Stick blender instructions

Turns out I have quite a bit in common with my stick blender

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The Beware Gallery, by The Eyes and the Mistoids 11 track album

The Beware Gallery - down to the last handful of tape copies with the label, thanks so much to everyone who has listened and supported πŸŽΉβ˜•πŸŽΆπŸ’πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ

waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

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A 1950s kids chemistry set

A 1950s kids chemistry set

1950s chemicals and an asbestos board

1950s chemicals and an asbestos board

Having a clear out of my MIL's garage and found this, might have a play later with the kids, sure it'll be fine!

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I had a dream last night I blagged a cool French band into letting me jam with them live onstage and they agreed so I pulled my guitar out my bag but it was absolutely covered in baked beans and the band were all like 'ahhh le English and their beans' and it was humiliating

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The Beware Gallery, by The Eyes and the Mistoids 11 track album

My new album The Beware Gallery is here! Available to listen to and purchase from Waxing crescent Records, with a limited number of tapes featuring amazing artwork by Leeham the Wizard πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΉπŸŽΆβ˜•πŸ’ waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

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Been busy brewing some hot new tunes - prepare for The Beware Gallery on 20 March, physical and digi release with Waxing Crescent Records!

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Very happy to announce my new album "The Beware Gallery" due for release 20th March with Waxing Crescent Records - waxingcrescentrecords.bandcamp.com Mastered by @polypores.bsky.social with incredible artwork by Leehams Spellbook!

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A screenshot of a waveform for a new track I posted over 2.5 years ago

A screenshot of a waveform for a new track I posted over 2.5 years ago

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I just rang the shoe shop, the banana warehouse, and the stapler store, and nobody was answering the bloody phone

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Hosbanana in the highest

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My interpretation is a bold comment on Christianity, the nails an obvious symbol, the brown nana a symbol of the transience of life, challenging the concept of eternal reward in heaven

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My son pushed some nails into a banana. Thinking of submitting this to the Tate

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I use 100% AI in all my music.
That's right, Actual Instruments.

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today it hailed
the birds pecked at the ground
thinking it was food

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Even though I've not seen it, I had a dream I was in Stranger Things and I got to say the pivotal line 'wow things are getting really strange'

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Tele update: 99% finished! Slightly dodgy wiring job and I need to adjust the neck pocket slightly, but v happy overall. Learned a huge amount through this process, I've nothing but respect for professional luthiers, serious effort

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Only took half a year but finally got round to shaping this wood into something resembling a telecaster. Needs a lot of sanding but really happy so far!

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You know it's going to be a classy gig when Sky Sports is on behind you

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They're the worst! Just play the notes and sit still FFS

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If anyone I know is planning on getting raptured today and want to offload their music gear free of charge please DM me, happy to help out

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Dear pianists who do a little jump on their seat when they hit a big chord, stop it with those Bugs Bunny antics

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Giant Steps on tennis racquets for your enjoyment

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Compiling music from the last 5 years of my daft Doomfoot YT channel, 'What the hell is this' is my new album of all the silly zany stuff I do that doesn't fit anywhere else

Listen here! www.doomfoot.bandcamp.com

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