🤣 Thought about you tonight, buttie. They have a circus robot dog truck now bc vertical integration?

Current America is personified as a zombie themed truck wrapped in an American flag.

Something about the American flag truck being a zombie, while we live through the creeping death of democracy seems fitting…

#DefinitelyNotBackOnSocialMedia
#MereMonthsFromBrawndoWateredLawns #MonsterJammingIntoTheAbyss

Just screaming into the void again that the shooting at the high school today is what actually matters, while acknowledging it won’t even get the normal “thoughts & prayers,” time wasted on it.

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
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This is AMAZING. Hell yeah, buddy!

The Reich’s elder failsons pose with a beautiful big cat they murdered bc their dad never loved them, so killing innocent things is the only way they feel alive, allegedly.

“Maybe this will make Dear Leader Daddy™️ love me.” - The oldest failson probably

“Ok, I murdered a big thing as soon as I used Dear Leader Daddy’s™️ grifting money to let it out of the cage. He has to respect me now.” - the failson running the most recent crypto scam funded by the government, allegedly

“I am an Alpha now. I poached this intelligent, beautiful, & vital creature bc I am none of those things. I know Dear Leader™️ will respect me now. Do you think this will make him love me enough to deport my Fox News tramp to a foreign country so I can trade her in for a MAGA Blonde?” - the failson who thinks Dear Leader™️ will eventually give him power because he’s a moron.

I can see why Dear Leader™️ wants to cut PBS after watching an episode of Sesame Street that talks all about respecting nature.

A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

Did that worm finish the meal yet?

THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/19/2011 FOR SHAME. The inaccuracies of Wikipedia are simply too much for us to consider the popular web address site a reliable source of information. And: We state for the record that we are appalled by...

I think it’s important to remember that @edsbs.bsky.social explicitly tried to end those rumors. Spencer definitely wouldn’t start them by denying them. He said so right here. www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/7/19/22...

Possibly related: I had to go to the NC coast & am now committed to curating a carnivorous plant garden. We have started with Venus fly traps, but the pitcher plans are coming next week…

I am excited that my diagnosis apparently according to HHS means I don’t have to pay taxes. That’s a win.

The audacity required for a creature that sounds like the thing at HHS telling you that your life was destroyed & that you’re contributing nothing to society while sounding like that & having a literal worm eating his brain…

Fuck that. Fuck your “cure.” The suffering I have is from cunts like him.

Have they considered that decades & decades of horrific abuse of the people they, “serve,” means that no one trusted them to begin with?

#LawsAreAThreatMadeByTheDominantSocioeconomicEthnicGroupInAGivenNationItsJustThePromiseOfViolenceThatsEnactedAndThePoliceAreBasicallyAnOccupyingArmy

“The best athletes in the world are about to compete!” - actual #MonsterJam quote over the PA.

“Why is the carpet wet, Todd?”

“I don’t know MARGO.”

I get that March Madness is huge, but Elmo thinking they could just drop a recall on all cybertrucks *AND* disclose that there may be a tiny accounting snafu & $1.4bil is missing on the same day is bold. Even for an apartheid loving Nazi paying people to play video games as him that’s bold.

Thank you! I’ve had this fear for a long time. I worry if had I been exposed to this, instead of my generation’s red pill being 2 women creating an allegory about their transition, if I would’ve fallen for it. I was terminally online & had zero self esteem. But this kid is & will be better than me.

The part of this show that just absolutely rips my guts out is how many people failed this boy & genuinely thought they were doing something right while failing him. That’s scarier than any monster or horror film villain can ever be.

I’ll probably delete this, but I just needed these thoughts out of my head. I’m glad they made this show. It put into a visceral medium the things bouncing around in my head since I found out we were having a boy. It’s as upsetting as anything I’ve ever seen, but maybe it drives conversations.

How do you keep them away from this shit online? How do you make it land that that these people like Andrew Tate are just sad little fakes when one is now POTUS? Again. Am I doing enough to show him an example that isn’t toxic? I know I’m trying, but maybe trying isn’t enough…

Jeeeezus. Watched Episode 1 of Adolescence on Netflix 3 hours ago & still can’t sleep. It’s possibly the most upsetting thing I’ve seen since becoming a dad. It’s incredibly well acted, written, & made but psychologically just kinda broke me as a father to a boy.

I will just quit watching the NFL. Dear god no.

Also, unrelated to everything else, heard this & immediately thought it might be something you’d be into. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82MHsTy/

Also, I like hot yoga, so I’m very broken inside.

Counterpoint: heat keeps this old man from immediately getting injured… also I probably deserve to suffer a bit, so why not?

This is clearly shortsighted. We need to use tax payer dollars to fully… hell, let’s over fund Space X.

There’s 1 stipulation. We also have to honor both those in the new administration responsible for the current American “successes” with the reward of a trip. That trip needs to occur tomorrow.

Elon took your hour

Them Elon rockets work like the rockets you'd expect from a company whose CEO tweets 300+ times a day.

The punishment Eoln deserves is to be locked in a cell with this train for a month. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s perfect.