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black tee shirt on a orangey-yellow background, white text a la "Virginia Is for Lovers" says "GenAI is for Losers" with a yellow sparkle next to it

black tee shirt on a orangey-yellow background, white text a la "Virginia Is for Lovers" says "GenAI is for Losers" with a yellow sparkle next to it

People should do people things and robots should do robot things, not the other way around. You may disagree but you're wrong 😘✨

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On and on. Apr 10 2018

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wizard of oz book i made topatoco.com/collections/...

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We’re on board Lottie and Claire are in their own way just as (if not more so) intimidating as Cathey, but it's important to emphasise: at heart they're extremely nice people. You'd like them if you knew them.

New comic: "We’re on board" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

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Gunnerkrigg Court - By Tom Siddell Gunnerkrigg Court is a science-fantasy webcomic created by Tom Siddell. It is updated online three days a week.

Comic updated: www.gunnerkrigg.com

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A drawing of me eating a burrito in a restaurant. The caption reads, "3/27/26, I HAD A LONG CALL WITH ALICE, AND THEN, WITH NO FOOD IN THE APARTMENT, I WENT OUT FOR A BUR-RITO, WHICH I'VE BEEN CRAVING. NOT OVERLY COMMON IN SOUTHERN SOUTH AMERICA."

A drawing of me eating a burrito in a restaurant. The caption reads, "3/27/26, I HAD A LONG CALL WITH ALICE, AND THEN, WITH NO FOOD IN THE APARTMENT, I WENT OUT FOR A BUR-RITO, WHICH I'VE BEEN CRAVING. NOT OVERLY COMMON IN SOUTHERN SOUTH AMERICA."

A drawing of Charlotte and me working on a city trail high above the sea. The caption reads, "BY COINCIDENCE, CHARLOTTE (AN ACQUAINTANCE FROM OLYMPIA, WA) WAS IN LIMA. WE MET UP AND WALKED ALONG THE "EL MALECON," AN ESPLANADE OVERLOOKING THE SEA, AND GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER."

A drawing of Charlotte and me working on a city trail high above the sea. The caption reads, "BY COINCIDENCE, CHARLOTTE (AN ACQUAINTANCE FROM OLYMPIA, WA) WAS IN LIMA. WE MET UP AND WALKED ALONG THE "EL MALECON," AN ESPLANADE OVERLOOKING THE SEA, AND GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER."

A drawing of Lima, seen atop a cliff with the sea far below. The caption reads, "I WASN'T AWARE UNTIL JUST A FEW DAYS BEFORE, THAT LIMA IS BASICALLY ON A LEDGE WHERE THE LAND DROPS OFF 26Ø FEET TO A SMALL STRIP OF LAND BEFORE THE SEA."

A drawing of Lima, seen atop a cliff with the sea far below. The caption reads, "I WASN'T AWARE UNTIL JUST A FEW DAYS BEFORE, THAT LIMA IS BASICALLY ON A LEDGE WHERE THE LAND DROPS OFF 26Ø FEET TO A SMALL STRIP OF LAND BEFORE THE SEA."

A drawing of me having dinner with a bunch of folk including Charlotte. The caption reads, "WE HAD DINNER IN BARRANCO WITH THREE OTHER PEOPLE FROM THE LANGUAGE SCHOOL (I LEARNED ABOUT THE SCHOOL FROM CHARLOTTE). ENGLISH WAS THE COMMON LANGUAGE, EASY AND NICE TO JUST HANG OUT AND TALK."

A drawing of me having dinner with a bunch of folk including Charlotte. The caption reads, "WE HAD DINNER IN BARRANCO WITH THREE OTHER PEOPLE FROM THE LANGUAGE SCHOOL (I LEARNED ABOUT THE SCHOOL FROM CHARLOTTE). ENGLISH WAS THE COMMON LANGUAGE, EASY AND NICE TO JUST HANG OUT AND TALK."

In Lima, and I hit the ground eating.

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PANEL 1: From behind NOSH and the CAPTAIN, ORLA pushes her point with her arms stretched out.
ORLA: You all haven’t seen the Jinyiwei reports I’ve seen, so let me bring you up to speed:

PANEL 2: Close up on ORLA as she counts on her fingers.
ORLA: The CEO of Indústriaglobo? DEAD. Head of Banco Imperial? DEAD. Four planetary governors? DEAD.

PANEL 3: Orla continues, pointing, while CUDDOW reacts with eyes wide next to her.
ORLA: TWENTY THREE high-ranking members of La Familia have been killed since the Emperor took the throne. HE CLEARED THE BOARD OF COMPETITION.
CUDDOW: Oof.

PANEL 4: ORLA continues talking, moving her hands to the side.
ORLA: So, seeing what was coming, a working group of cousins came together to keep ‘Nando safe. He was, after all, his father’s son. So they got him out of Madrid, and into space, and into a ship they knew they could trust.

PANEL 5: ORLA continues, CUDDOW and VINNIE look up at her.
ORLA: And along the way, a handful of Drive Corps were called in to help as well as a select few of Jinyiwei agents.

PANEL 6: NOSH points at ORLA, CUDDOW and VINNIE react with eyes wide and mouth open.
NOSH: And is that how you got pulled in? As Jinyiwei?
ORLA: No, Nosh… I got pulled in as FAMILIA.

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Want to read the full story? Join us at Patreon.com/drive for the *FULL* Tales of the Drive archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! DRIVE copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

PANEL 1: From behind NOSH and the CAPTAIN, ORLA pushes her point with her arms stretched out. ORLA: You all haven’t seen the Jinyiwei reports I’ve seen, so let me bring you up to speed: PANEL 2: Close up on ORLA as she counts on her fingers. ORLA: The CEO of Indústriaglobo? DEAD. Head of Banco Imperial? DEAD. Four planetary governors? DEAD. PANEL 3: Orla continues, pointing, while CUDDOW reacts with eyes wide next to her. ORLA: TWENTY THREE high-ranking members of La Familia have been killed since the Emperor took the throne. HE CLEARED THE BOARD OF COMPETITION. CUDDOW: Oof. PANEL 4: ORLA continues talking, moving her hands to the side. ORLA: So, seeing what was coming, a working group of cousins came together to keep ‘Nando safe. He was, after all, his father’s son. So they got him out of Madrid, and into space, and into a ship they knew they could trust. PANEL 5: ORLA continues, CUDDOW and VINNIE look up at her. ORLA: And along the way, a handful of Drive Corps were called in to help as well as a select few of Jinyiwei agents. PANEL 6: NOSH points at ORLA, CUDDOW and VINNIE react with eyes wide and mouth open. NOSH: And is that how you got pulled in? As Jinyiwei? ORLA: No, Nosh… I got pulled in as FAMILIA. —— Want to read the full story? Join us at Patreon.com/drive for the *FULL* Tales of the Drive archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! DRIVE copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

Bluesky pals! I have a sci-fi graphic novel called DRIVE, & it's my favorite thing I've ever done! If you need a long, escapist read at the moment the entire thing is free to read, here: drivecomic.com
(THIS PAGE: A Working Group of Cousins )

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a variety of Jessica Hayworth's designs, ranging from portraits to original art to designs for WTNV. white text with a purple outline says "Happy Birthday Jessica!!!" in the middle of the graphic

a variety of Jessica Hayworth's designs, ranging from portraits to original art to designs for WTNV. white text with a purple outline says "Happy Birthday Jessica!!!" in the middle of the graphic

Today of all days is a day to celebrate, because today is Jessica Hayworth's birthing day! Jessica is the designer behind so much of your favorite merch from WTNV, & has some original work available on her storefront as well!

topatoco.com/collections/jessica-hayworth 🎂 @angrycomics.bsky.social

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Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice, written by Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink, premieres on Monday 4/13.

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We've started our own publishing label to support other indies! And our first announced title is @sunsetvisitor.studio's second game.

AND we've got something secret cooking in the oven with @smallbu.bsky.social to be revealed at a later date!

Read more here: medium.com/p/500708c30a38

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nu-greatures
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PANEL 1: DAVE, wearing green swim shorts, holds is arms out as a butler holds a towel up for him.
BUTLER: And how was it? 
DAVE: INVIGORATING!

PANEL 2: The BUTLER stands with his arms behind his back while DAVE pulls the towel around him.
BUTLER: So we’ll see you tomorrow?
DAVE: YES! I’d do this every morning for the rest of my life!

PANEL 3: In the background the BUTLER continues to stand with his arms behind his back. DAVE, in the foreground, holding the towel around his shoulders, continues to look thrilled.
DAVE: Ha ha ha how much would that cost me?
BUTLER: Over a lifetime..?

PANEL 4: We see a large coffee cup, where DAVE and the BUTLER stand as tiny people on the edge. The cup is full of hot coffee.
BUTLER: 50,000 to $150,000.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

PANEL 1: DAVE, wearing green swim shorts, holds is arms out as a butler holds a towel up for him. BUTLER: And how was it? DAVE: INVIGORATING! PANEL 2: The BUTLER stands with his arms behind his back while DAVE pulls the towel around him. BUTLER: So we’ll see you tomorrow? DAVE: YES! I’d do this every morning for the rest of my life! PANEL 3: In the background the BUTLER continues to stand with his arms behind his back. DAVE, in the foreground, holding the towel around his shoulders, continues to look thrilled. DAVE: Ha ha ha how much would that cost me? BUTLER: Over a lifetime..? PANEL 4: We see a large coffee cup, where DAVE and the BUTLER stand as tiny people on the edge. The cup is full of hot coffee. BUTLER: 50,000 to $150,000. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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COMIC: Invigorating!

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The Current State of Affairs Is Not to My Liking Shirt Let everyone know. Exclusive This Modern World Merch from Tom Tomorrow at TopatoCo!

I thought this was just an amusing bit when I came up with it 12 years ago or whatever but man it's just my daily mantra now

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Rae looks annoyed. 
RAE: I AM SO TIRED OF GETTING
INTERRUPTED BY ADS. I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS. VIDEOS, PODCASTS...

Clumpy Yum-Yum, the sentient clump of oats and cinnamon, looks excited. 
CLUMPY YUM-YUM: HEY! HAVE YOU TRIED CINNAMON-BLASTED YUMMY CLUMPS YET? NO?!? WELL, JUST NE BITE IS ENOUGH TO DELIGHT!

Rae looks surprised to see Clumpy. Clumpy looks nonchalant. 
RAE: CLUMPY YUM-YUM?!? YOU'RE REAL?!?
CLUMPY: THEY FOUND ME ON THE MOON IN 1969, AND NOW MAKE ME SELL CEREAL!

Rae looks annoyed. RAE: I AM SO TIRED OF GETTING INTERRUPTED BY ADS. I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS. VIDEOS, PODCASTS... Clumpy Yum-Yum, the sentient clump of oats and cinnamon, looks excited. CLUMPY YUM-YUM: HEY! HAVE YOU TRIED CINNAMON-BLASTED YUMMY CLUMPS YET? NO?!? WELL, JUST NE BITE IS ENOUGH TO DELIGHT! Rae looks surprised to see Clumpy. Clumpy looks nonchalant. RAE: CLUMPY YUM-YUM?!? YOU'RE REAL?!? CLUMPY: THEY FOUND ME ON THE MOON IN 1969, AND NOW MAKE ME SELL CEREAL!

Rae the Doe - Interrupted by Ads

Read the comic on Comics Kingdom:
comicskingdom.com/rae-the-doe

Support the comic on Patreon:
patreon.com/raethedoe

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We think so!

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Hilde the cat runs away from Dipper, towards a dead end blocked by a big rock. She is carrying the gem she stole, as well as her giant pencil. She uses the pencil to draw a sword on the rock, then grabs the sword and turns toward Dipper. She says a speech balloon with a picture of them sword fighting in it, suggesting she is expecting a mighty sword fight. But then she notices that Dipper doesn't have his sword. She asks him about it and he starts crying.

Hilde the cat runs away from Dipper, towards a dead end blocked by a big rock. She is carrying the gem she stole, as well as her giant pencil. She uses the pencil to draw a sword on the rock, then grabs the sword and turns toward Dipper. She says a speech balloon with a picture of them sword fighting in it, suggesting she is expecting a mighty sword fight. But then she notices that Dipper doesn't have his sword. She asks him about it and he starts crying.

Stop rubbing it in, Hilde

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twistCMYK's "Dead On The Scene" shirt in pink, the graphic has some sparkles on it for fun

twistCMYK's "Dead On The Scene" shirt in pink, the graphic has some sparkles on it for fun

twistCYMK's "The Muzzle Store" shirt and doodle sticker set, the graphic also has some sparkles on it

twistCYMK's "The Muzzle Store" shirt and doodle sticker set, the graphic also has some sparkles on it

I like my twistCMYK merch like I like my coffee- all over the front of my body and displayed on my walls.

topatoco.com/collections/... 🐺 @twist.dog

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of the Loveland Frogman

DESCRIPTION: A frog. He’s a green tree frog, standing on his back legs like a human. His arms hang from under his large bulbous head, his eyes bulge out from the sides. He wears a grey and red “OHIO” baseball hat, and holds a janky magic wand in his hand, it glows purple.

JOKES:
- He’s a 3’-tall frog guy seen around Loveland, Ohio for the last 70 years!
- I love that the best thing Ohio’s communal creativity could come up with was, “What if a Frog… was a dude?”
- And apparently he also holds a sparkly magic wand??? WHO WAS IN THE PITCH MEETING FOR THIS CRYPTID??
- His bulging eyes can see 360-degrees! (But according to his ex: he still can’t see love standing right in front of him.)
- When he invites you back to his place…but his place is a drainage pip under Interstate 75.
- A mouth that looks like he rules the Gungans.
- Handshakes so clammy, they require a lifeguard on duty.
- No visible neck, because why waste time turning your head when you can just rotate your entire existence?
- When he walks across tiled floors, it sounds like slapping a wet ham.

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of the Loveland Frogman DESCRIPTION: A frog. He’s a green tree frog, standing on his back legs like a human. His arms hang from under his large bulbous head, his eyes bulge out from the sides. He wears a grey and red “OHIO” baseball hat, and holds a janky magic wand in his hand, it glows purple. JOKES: - He’s a 3’-tall frog guy seen around Loveland, Ohio for the last 70 years! - I love that the best thing Ohio’s communal creativity could come up with was, “What if a Frog… was a dude?” - And apparently he also holds a sparkly magic wand??? WHO WAS IN THE PITCH MEETING FOR THIS CRYPTID?? - His bulging eyes can see 360-degrees! (But according to his ex: he still can’t see love standing right in front of him.) - When he invites you back to his place…but his place is a drainage pip under Interstate 75. - A mouth that looks like he rules the Gungans. - Handshakes so clammy, they require a lifeguard on duty. - No visible neck, because why waste time turning your head when you can just rotate your entire existence? - When he walks across tiled floors, it sounds like slapping a wet ham. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of the Loveland Frogman

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Nothing more dangerous than free wisdom.

Nothing more dangerous than free wisdom.

#webcomics #girlgenius Girl Genius for 4/8 (www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) Hey there Steam-sophistcates (as opposed to steam-punks), tonight our beloved professoressa will be streaming on Twitch (www.twitch.tv/professoress...) at 6 PM PST, where she will dispense wisdom…for Free!

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several Questionable Content-themed bookmarks in a fanned-out formation

several Questionable Content-themed bookmarks in a fanned-out formation

glittery image of all six Questionable Content books with the character Pintsize saying "Hot damn!" towards it. Above this in white text with a black drop shadow says "ALL SIX VOLUMES OF THE 'HIT WEBCOMIC' QUESTIONABLE CONTENT NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON TOPATO.CO"

glittery image of all six Questionable Content books with the character Pintsize saying "Hot damn!" towards it. Above this in white text with a black drop shadow says "ALL SIX VOLUMES OF THE 'HIT WEBCOMIC' QUESTIONABLE CONTENT NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON TOPATO.CO"

Hot damn! We found a small stack of these bookmarks behind an old brick in the warehouse and figured hey why not give these out as freebies when you purchase the combo sets of your favorite hit webcomic, Questionable Content!

🤖 topatoco.com/collections/... 📚 @ass.golf

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Gunnerkrigg Court - By Tom Siddell Gunnerkrigg Court is a science-fantasy webcomic created by Tom Siddell. It is updated online three days a week.

Comic updated: www.gunnerkrigg.com

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little place and pillow boy

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Pick a side - Bad Machinery I don’t know what a “serverless edge platform” is, I had to ask for help.

New comic: "Pick a side" badmachinery.com/comic/2026-0...

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Kid: What can yyou help me find out about these rocks?
Martin: Let's go find some books on rocks and minerals!

Kid: What can yyou help me find out about these rocks? Martin: Let's go find some books on rocks and minerals!

Martin: We can start looking for information here! Do you need instruction on how ot use books as an information resource?
Kid: No. Uh --

Martin: We can start looking for information here! Do you need instruction on how ot use books as an information resource? Kid: No. Uh --

Martin: Your friends said if you asked a good question I'd give you more computer time?

Martin: Your friends said if you asked a good question I'd give you more computer time?

Did they neglect to mention you'd have to find the answer to get that extra time?

Did they neglect to mention you'd have to find the answer to get that extra time?

#libraries #librarylife

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have a greatures, on me
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Tuesday again? Nooooo problem! It’s time for a new page of Skin Deep! www.skindeepcomic.com

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