Saw somebody i have literally zero memory of blocked me. Kinda of weird. Idk even what for

You know? Everybody is rightfully mocking Bryon Noem, but i just realized that I will be just like him if I dont lock tf in and start hormones

Pull up i swear to god

The best part of dating milfs is having threesomes with her adult daughter

On a completely unrelated note

When I am reading at a poetry event do not snap at me. I will kill you. On the spot. Applause has been good enough for humanity for a million years. Fuck off.

Be the change you want to see in the world and piss on meeeee

pic 3/3 (if you're all very good about reposting, i'll be nice and give you a bonus pic) 😘

God gave me a dick because he knew I'd be too powerful as a squirter

I'd be a boy again for this kind of treatment 💔💔💔

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I need a brother like thisssss

Is that the lord of the elves from lord of the rings or am I going insane

Ooh so I get to be the first to dirty them up againnnn????

Short bush is hotter than long bush. Bald is case by case

Oh to be fucked in the ass whilst caged. To serve only as a device for the pleasure of others while being denied your own pleasure.

Being forced to facilitate everybody's orgasms, despite your own being entirely incidental, if not prohibited.

God I love having hairy tits. It makes me feel like some freaky satyr or something. Some great beast to be broken and tamed.

Welcome to the cult sister, we're glas to have you

If you want me to shut up shove your genitals in my mouth. Or your fingers. Those'll work too

Smae tax bracket that names their girls "Kyle" and their sons "Charlie Kirk Smith"

God is nowhere near the suburbs. He has abandoned the land, much like the people who once inhabited therein

Also may it be made clear that Bryon is one of the most ridiculous, stupid, and pathetic names to be writ thus far in the English language. Call him Brian or Byron. You fuckmothering half wits.

Gandalfs big naturals versus bryons large prosthetics

I want to crawl for you, to grovel for you, to begin for you, to hurt for you... if you love me make me know it

Never realized i wanted to literally milked before but damn

Fuck i finally found the kink/animal aesthetic I like, this hucow stuff is fucking crazy

Never wear leather around me. I would spend the whole time smelling the cocktail of your sweat and the natural leather smell... my head swimming

I should be put in a bitchsuit and made to walk around outside in a large city. Dicklet hanging out, swaying uselessly. Mooing like the dumb cow I am

Huh. Cool!

Huh. So is there a risk of damaging your dick with that? I've thought about getting mine pierced before lol, so I was just wondering what it was like

Genuine question: how do you fuck with that thing, do you have to take it out or...

I know there's a problem with transmasc twinks being over-represented online, but they are just really handsome.

But I love my big Trans men. I will gobble that strap so fast you'll get phantom limb