Bands from the bathroom:

Might Mighty Pisstones
Drowning (in) Poo
Constipation Ivy
Black Flatulence
GG Allin

orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."

while you were watching the space ship i was successfully reentering your mom

hope all your eggs get laid today or whatever

Can companies just...not make the required trainings all...game show like? Or "interactive"?

Theres a reason why more than five people work BTS on wheel of fortune and games have staffs of hundreds.

Just..give me a narrator and a slide deck.

Never take you or never take you alive, Ace?

Screenshot of Symphony of the Night showing the opening confrontation between Dracula and Richter. Dracula's dialogue is edited to read "Shut up, Belmont. I'm having a breakthrough. A-L-U-C... My god! It IS Dracula backwards!"

I'm still confused as to why square enix was surprised that ffxvi bombed.
They haven't made a complete game since, what, ten?
You can't make non mmos like mmos.
People want a full game, THEN DLC. Not some half-assed thing rushed out the door.
Also, see ffxv

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

One day I will understand how vhdx's can screw up.
Today is not that day.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

"Let's Look Back on 2025: Year in Review" wow no thank you, once was plenty

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

your mom is going down in the anals of history

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

And The Dude, who DID abide

Ace I...don't think that's how that works?

If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.

First argument about incorrectly loading the dishwasher has started.

ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know!
SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot.
OTHER SANTA: Is that true?
Me: Yes
OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man

it’s none of my business how you renovate your house, but having a forgotten bathroom in the basement where I can have a secret poop will increase my odds of going to your place for christmas by 50%

Ho ho ho...ly shit can we not argue on Christmas?

FUCK I spilled glitter on all the gifts I was wrapping

my hand holding a huge 24.5 fl oz can of graza olive oil. the can has a tab top lid exactly like a can of seltzer

fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought

15yo: In the last four months, I have listened to over four years' of episodes of Behind the Bastards.

Me: That's dedication. What's the main lesson you've learned in listening to the show?

15yo: No one ever learns from the past.

I will always be here for PBS doing this.