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【ノンクレジットOP】TVアニメ「とんがり帽子のアトリエ」ノンクレジットオープニング映像|Eve「風のアンセム」feat. suis from ヨルシカ
【ノンクレジットOP】TVアニメ「とんがり帽子のアトリエ」ノンクレジットオープニング映像|Eve「風のアンセム」feat. suis from ヨルシカ YouTube video by TVアニメ「とんがり帽子のアトリエ」公式

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#とんがり帽子のアトリエ
#Δ帽子
#witchhatatelier
#風のアンセム

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@scottmccloud.bsky.social in light of the art challenge floating around I always thought your self insert character was the cutest thing ever 💕

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Remember that Time Warp Trio episode where they go to the future and Joe's room is an exhibit in the 2105 future museum? That's how I feel about this.

1 year ago 1 1 0 0

2006 Web Users:
1 - Play games!
2 - Watch music videos!
3 - Listen to Audiobooks!
4 - Buy cool, rare stuff!
5 - Keep up with your friends!
6 - Find others just like you!
7 - Interact with celebrities!
8 - Read stories!
9 - Post your artwork!

2026 Survivors:
oh god—#6 😵‍💫☠️🔥😱

2 years ago 51 4 2 1

Last night I had peking duck wraps, and I feel kinda guilty about it being, you know, a duck billed platypus myself. I’m not a duck but I’m a lot like one. Please forgive me ducks of the world, and other platypuses too.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

lol imagine how much I could get done if I could focus my time and energy into being productive instead of just ocd shit

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Literally imagine how many shipping wars could be avoided if the creator just said “everyone is bisexual, ship whoever you want”

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0
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One more thing, I must add that long inner labia that hang out a bit, even if they cause no physical problems, are weird and gross and not beautif - ok I can’t keep this obvious charade up anymore, April Fools! You know me well enough to know nothing I just wrote is true.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I also think that sylveons are overrated and stupid, and how stupid it is that before today, my best friend was a plush toy of one. On that note, platypuses suck too, very dumb and ugly animals, which I am not one of because I am 100% a human, so expect my pfp to change soon.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Also, I don’t like Zach Aguilar anymore. He’s dumb and the worst voice actor ever.

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Well, it’s been long enough, it’s time I finally told you all the truth. I decided to give up on moving back to Florida. In fact, I think Florida sucks, it’s so humid and I don’t know why I even liked it in the first place. I’m perfectly happy sitting around on my ass doing nothing in Atlanta.

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
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Nothing to see here, just some yellow doggos sharing some tea~

#adventuretime #jakethedog #isabelleacnh #acnh

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lol my girl’s really packed on some pounds over the years, just like in real life

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My mom turned 66 last Tuesday, on St Patrick’s day! Can you all wish her a happy belated birthday?

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More Adventure Time pets~

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Some more Adventure Time inspired pets! Bet you can’t guess who is who.

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Necromancer krawk pharaoh concept~

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2016 Patty meets 2026 Patty!
#foxpopvli #art

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さようなら :3

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*one of the deadliest school shootings in America occurs starting a vicious cycle of imitators for decades to come*

ABC 7 News for some fucking reason:

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we saw the nova leaks

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Sláinte! 🦊🍻
#foxpopvli #art #stpatricksday

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I don’t want to sound like an emo attention whore but there’s a reason I don’t post much. I’ve wasted so much of my life. I’m lonely and depressed even if it doesn’t look that way on the surface. I’m bored. I’m empty.

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Sorry I’m late, but happy LUNAR new year!

#mlp #yearofthehorse

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Neovian inspired pets made in dress to impress, what do you think?

#neopets

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Oh yeah, happy women’s day everyone! Sorry I didn’t plan ahead and draw something for today. But that doesn’t mean I forgot altogether.

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Goth/emo/punk pets

#neopets

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You sure love foxes and women’s feet. I respect the grind.

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