Not all gifts need to be wrapped

Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride

Sometimes life grabs you by the balls. Sometimes it’s me

Just before an edging session

Cutting corners will get you where you’re going but how you get there is the real test

You think you just happened to remember that number? No, we chose it for you deliberately. Now it owns space in your mind rent-free. That’s not memory, that’s power

Had to channel my inner Miranda…

Finally, a warning label where it belongs 😘

He was definitely having fun that night

Tattoos done while you wait

He seemed comfortable enough but annoyed his shoulder after a bit so he moved around a bit

He definitely is. Has matching shoes as well

I’ll be back when it’s time to use you again

I love it 😈

I don’t remember the exact place we purchased them from but it was a barn supply website. The rings were specific for horse stables, I’d look for that horse tackle or a horse tie ring. We have been very happy with them

Success isn't mandatory, proving yourself is

I like to think he enjoyed it

Don’t worry, I’ll keep you safe

Captured and about to be used

Not all gifts need to be wrapped

Go ahead, make yourself comfortable. I’ll wait

I love it as long as they keep trying

Try and try until you fail

Pet them, but I’ll deny I said that

Rules. Without rules you live with the animals

Training time

That butt