One of my favorites!

Calico tabby cat sitting on a mushroom shaped cat scratching post.

"We're all mad here" #catsky #mushroom #aliceinwonderland

Meme of a farmer wearing overalls standing in his field with the text " it ain't much but it's honest work"

Assembled 3 new pieces of cat furniture myself today 🪛🔧🔩 💅

Earth behind the Moon

Awesome image from Artemis.
Big!

It's raining
house is clean and quiet
Lightly floral scented candle is lit
A crispy cold sauvy b is poured
Starting a smutty alien romance
#Spring #weekend #booksky

Me blocking someone.

It was the worst of times, and it was the worst of times.
It was the time when all you wanted was to hide in a pillow fort with books & tea, and to sleep for a thousand years.

Three Spidermen pointing at each other.

My kid setting out a leprechaun trap AND a lost tooth, while my house gnome is on his way steal my spoons again.

Born to terrify the villagers on Friday the 13th. Forced to have back to back teams meetings.

Ope, going on the TBR!!

Don't fight the tides.
Become a wrathful sea witch and harness the immense power of the deep dark sea and the ancient weird creatures lurking within.

I don't even really listen to the lyrics the first listen through of a new album, straight up just vibes.

a little girl with makeup on her face is looking at herself in the mirror . Alt: a little girl with makeup on her face is looking at herself in the mirror .

The eyeliner is not eyelinering today 😒

bartered some handmade knives for some freshly baked sourdough bread and delicacies, fuckyeah.

back on my medieval history hot girl shit, current read: 'Embers of the Hands: Hidden Histories of the Viking Age' by Eleanor Barraclough.

Depiction of March as a red haired woman in red gown planting seeds in a formal garden, there is a tree behind her surrounded by seating.

Wishing us all a magical March.
La Belle Jardiniere, March
Eugène Grasset.

Millennial core

Throne of the Fallen by Kerri Maniscalco.

Delicious. Loved it. Demons, vampires, fae. Throne of the Fallen by Kerri Maniscalco #booksky

Harry's House is playing at the Barnes and Noble. #immaculatevibes

Loved the FMC in The Poison Daughter #booksky

i am just a girl and also a creature of unthinkable horror

Drinking wine + buying books

Scotch and a bonfire 🔥

Give her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day: A bookshelf with a rolling ladder, a vintage bottle of Château Margaux, a basket of fresh pastries, and a candlelight meal where she can dine on the hearts of all who've wronged her.

heart shaped pizza is the pinnacle of romance

Meme: picture of a little bat being held in someone’s fingers. There is a microphone by its face and it looks like he’s talking into it. Text reads “I HAVE HAD A VERY LONG DAY... LAM VERY SMALL AND I HAVE NO MONEY SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THE KIND OF STRESS IAM UNDER”

The scream I scrumpt at the Opalite MV.

Loot that drops after defeating me:

🪨 a collection of cool rocks
😺 a jar of cat whiskers
🌿 dried herbs and flowers
📖 a romance novel
🪲 swarm of locusts

the fed ex guy carrying my heavy ass chewy box with one arm 👀