“long story short,-“ but I want the long story …give me the details girl

god bless the random 2 fast food fries that fall out into the bottom of the bag only to be discovered as surprise fries after you think you’ve eaten every possible one

thanks sm 🥲🫶🏼

thank you ily ! 🌻

I luv u bunches !

thank u so much!

thank u so much, this means a lot! 💛

😭🥺 thank you sm

ily too!! thank u 🥲

thank u sm angel

this dang baby is breech all the sudden and I have to be scheduled for a c section which BTW! Is my literal worst fear being awake during a major surgery so I’m freaking the fuck out<3 i know people do it all the time but i wasnt built for this 😭someone tell me i will be ok

trying to complain about things on bsky all day today but every time I tried it wasn’t working so now I need to complain about bsky too

posting ur children on social media in the big 2026 is something I will definitely judge you for

😭🥲 omg im srry that happened and thank u

a man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' . Alt: Quote from Catfish the TV show of a man with a beard pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there ''.

telling someone I’m bi and them saying well ya no straight girl is that passionate about chappell roan

fr !!! when i order this at restaurants i get bullied by family bc they think adults can’t enjoy it anymore like pls😭

Teleport me some

Omg that’s so adorable hahaha 😭😭

😭 LMAO i apologize my lack of punctuation on bsky makes everyones lives harder except mine

I’m always in my underwear so when i put actual pants on my dog knows its time for his walk and starts going towards the door. its the accidental pavloving for me

happy birthday angel I hope u have a great day !🌷🌻🌤️🌻🌟🌼

it’s always toxic family members that be saying this too 😭🤣

I hate a “the phone works both ways” type person like oh ur so silly yes i know that. I don’t want to talk to u

Hiiii I hope u have a lovely Friday !!

😭🥹 I miss u too I hope you’ve been well !!

🤣🤣🫶🏼

hiiii I hope you’ve had a good week🥹

LOL :”)

hello bestie 🤠

Hiii I miss u !! 🌤️🌷🌻