I'm smoking snail slime

The druids and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Incredible character design that you can recognize them even without their clothes

Graffiti urging the reader to google image search Obama

@gromb.bsky.social

What the fuck is that goop

Encountered a cursed doll with my face so I picked it up by the ankles and started slamming it against walls and shit. Doesn't bother me.

Passport Bros spread out of control unless checked by their natural predator, Steal Your Kidney Babes

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

spaghetti time! fuel up

I am a firm supporter of the #executeBartSimpson movement.

Feeling a lot better, lingering cough still but no sore throat.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

This entire thing just smacks of a hit dog hollering because you don't like your primary marketing shtick being lightly ribbed in a way that will never amount to anything that hurts you, this is a single post with no institutional backing.

There was a series of zines by tom bloom, probably the most popular current designer, called games for freaks that topped out the popularity charts on itch for months. It sold itself with the allure of skinny hairless alt women with big tits as being part of the freakhood.

Last night I took nighttime robotussin to help with the cold and then slept for 12 hours straight and now it's nearly 1am and I'm still not the slightest bit tired. I'm not sick enough to justify taking robotussin.

10 methed up white vampires just did the saddest most unwieldy dance at the goth club before turning into a bat and flying away in shame.

Btw the mirthful shitter is real. I met them in real life.

Quatermass and The Pitt:

The discovery of the 10-million-year-old skeleton of a Looksmaxxer below the Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center forces Dr. Robby and a visiting Professor Quatermass to conclude that all of society's problems are because of aliens and then everything explodes.

Youtube has been recommending me more sacred harp style performances. It does know the sort of thing I like.

account muted I am free.

I'm allowing myself one mean post today because I am sick.

Here we witness a truly atrophied mind of a grow adult who still cares about cringe culture, when faced with someone making fun of marking tropes accuses the poster of policing games design. Anyways me and 40 gangstalkers have now added you to out cringe compilation, there is no hope for you.

girl I get you are raw nerves but you don't have to talk like it's 2016 twitter. Sam isn't making fun of a game that's entirely 2d6 he is probably most famous because he made a game that is entirely 2d6.

I'm not saying this as a gotcha but what is being said here then? There is no good way to phrase this question without sounding like I'm trying to start a fight but trust me.

Trap me on Albania 2. You know what must be done.

I don't mean this to be mean, but you can't write the faggot game manifesto and then be like do people really sell their works on how outsider they are?

that sounds like a fun combo, I hope if you do end up running it you post a play report or something similar.

I'm sending the curse!!!!!!

It's also only mildly uncomfortable to swallow instead of painful so basically I'm unkillable now.