lol gotta show yall this.
Local Women’s MTG Group had an EDH tourney here in PR and got some hate messages saying “it’s a girls tournament so they’re just gonna be playing the cute Bloomburrow animals 😂”
And this was their response showing some of the top decks in the event lmao
Dr pingas meanus beanus machinus
Holy shit yes
Dudes never done the worm in a music video in his life.
Actually I feel like we can't rule out a single thing with any of the Germs at this point.
You were awesome and did a great job explaining your run and keeping it chill despite the tech issues and marathon rng. 🐐
The release of Borderlands 4 has fans buzzing about one legendary weapon in particular that has the power to fire twelve DPS (developers per second).
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I've sent my top man for the job
This you?
those crazy bastards actually did it (except the graphics are good as hell)
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
we all got that one dishcloth we only use to tackle The Corruption
Iron Maiden: the one major design flaw which plagued the iron maiden from the start were the large spikes that would stab anyone who tried to live in it
Me mo mo Donald Trump
Yes.
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Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
Brian with boxing gloves saying "I'm focused on self-improvement right now so it's just me vs me" Brian also saying, defeated, "damn me got hands"
guy handing money to JK Rowling "K*ll every trans person" - JKR "I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
We love a good s word. This album fucks.
I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror... I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. ... Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
People pleasing is over become unacceptable
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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