Just gonna put the kettle on

Prince is coming straight to my living room

#totp

Genesis - Land Of Confusion (Official Music Video) YouTube video by GenesisVEVO

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On re watching this, Margot was the only sane one.

#TeamMargot

The dream helps you forget you ain't never danced a step
You were never fleet of foot, hippy
All the pathos you can keep for the children in the street
For the vision I have had is sweeping
New broom, this room, sweep it clean
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque

Easter egg theft report

They should be punished by being forced to eat the cadburys chocolate....

bootle town hall

The tribes of Britain c. 540 in the time of Gildas.

I am very excited to see whoever is hosting the first 8 minutes, before the commercial break..

And then whatever is on the other side

Forget the snakes.... St Patrick should be famous because won a wizard battle

A pint of Guinness made from black Penguin Classics with the top few books turned around to look like foam

Happy #StPatricksDay everyone. See if you can split the Samuel Taylor Coleridge. ☘️📚🍺

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Ooh satsuma
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2 photographs of a biography of Marty Feldman. One has googly eyes added but it looks virtually the same.

Every time we see this Marty Feldman book it reminds us of that time we stuck googly eyes on it but all that happened was it looked even more like Marty Feldman. 👀

It's a Sky-One-Mass miracle

If my time machine works, I'm going to go back in time and fix the spelling mistake in this post.

It's fun, it's educational, it's a real book by a real person, and it's 99p

an orange cat is being a really silly guy. he’s half upside down with his head hanging off the radiator cord with one ear bent and some teef showing

I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy

Most delicious elements this week:

George having one-up on Josh.

Clarrie saying no to returning to the dairy.

#TheArchers

Photo of a young Great Horned Owl perched on a tree stump, making a call.

Great Horned Owl 🪶
#SuperbOwl

Snowy owl, perched on a light pole, looking at the camera.

Happy #SuperbOwl Sunday! 🪶

central station in 1967

A picture of an Owl that is Superb

All Owls are superb

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Porridge first thing! :)

Dear BBC 4, could you repeat editions of Seaside Special this summer? #totp

Young Samantha, there, before she could afford a first name #TOTP

#totp

International tosspot

#TOTP Aspics Of Love, a musical about assorted jelly-based dishes

Everton defender Michael ball

Was there ever an Everton defender with a better voice?

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#totp

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