Thank god the presidents going to have an emergency bunker. WHY DIDN’T THEY THINK OF THIS BEFORE!

It's kinda confusing out there. Would you like the smart TV to listen to you$$$, watch you$$ or listen to you and watch you$.

happy whisky Friday with Tony dokoupil to you to 😞

HAHA fucking torpedo bats. I forgot all about that shit.

My barbers in his 80’s and has a shaky hand. I root for him like hell every time the straight razor comes out to do the back of the neck.

No nicks yet!

Uh-Uh. i'm in the metaverse right now. I'm not coming out. I'M NEVER COMING OUT U CANT MAKE ME COME OUT OF THE METAVERSE.

We built this city.

And if they make me watch the video I go insane twice as fast, or confess to whatever u want me to.

I haven’t seen any of these movies and all I know about Jess Buckley is she made an record with Bernard Butler and she has an amazing voice.
It was really enjoyable check it out.

I don't know who's in this band but I believe the drummer and bassist from Fugazi have been playing like that for a long time and that's kind of why Fugazi were Fugazi.

Anthropics next ad can be ‘we know how to read the fine print and our AI can help u do that too’

@theverge.com sure,Apple, let’s make an appointment at 2 o’clock.

It’s starting to grow on me. It’s been about a week now.
I have no idea why this song is stuck in my head.
Always thought SOS was basically perfect.

I’ve had ABBA’s Mama Mia stuck in my head for a really really long time

Now I’m in shambles

It’s how u measure cocaine by distance instead of weight.

I think Hughs and Larkin should be top of the order for my team

Bad photo, big party speaker in a shopping cart. Dude dances at this street corner everyday.

NBC Olympics suck.
Always has.

party speaker spotted at an old folks home.
possibly the most loved tech of our time.

Dessert included u lucky bastard!

CLARA NOOOO😭

Thank God indeed. Can anyone even remember how we got along before we had whiskey Friday with Tony dokoupil?

I hate to make u more 🤢 but I think Josh Allen gonna win a super bowl w/ the rams almost immediately after stafford retires. I think this is a lock.

Red Beard could have ascended to Valhalla a true Viking legend.

John Harbaugh going ‘aww fuck’ right now.

I believe that was Elite Tactical patriot briefcase.

Jim Tomsula life hacks gaining big ground.

I’m glad u get to keep all that 💵💵 now.

I kinda wish these people and the internet were around when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.
These people would have lost their fucking minds.
A paradigm shifting event they would never recover from.

Get the good government, usually at the back, don’t grab the government at the front. Stale.