I can’t believe I watched that whole fuck ass game

This team again sniffed first place and said “nahhh”

82 pitches over 2.2 innings is rough

Fishy

Do we think Tatis will hit a home run this month?

I was very confused

Crazy that campusano already has more hits this season than he did all of last year

Do y’all remember lifesavers? My son brought one home from school the other day and I didn’t even know they made them anymore.

When you’re blacked out and forced to watch a killer comeback like this

Am I just missing the wordplay in this notification or are we doomed as a society led by dumb internet kids?

It keeps me engorged

Something they left out at “how to be a parent” school is how exhausting it is doing physical/imagination play with multiple littles. Anyway… back to it.

Very happy for Rory today. Thought the moment got too big after the first few holes, but he proved us wrong and is now in storied company.

Heating up

Good win, boys.

Ahhh the boys are finally boppin’

Imagine putting Castellanos in RF and then putting your platinum glove RF at… 2nd base. Just imagine. The Mookie Betts treatment, I guess?

Gonna be a bad omen to lose on the city connect 2.0 debut, so figure this out, boys.

I’m starting to feel bad for some of these umpires out of secondhand embarrassment

So campy just needed a chance, huh?

I’m gonna hold my breath about it

Luckiest double play in history

Unis look pretty fresh on the field.

Need to put extra security on the Coronado bridge after that game

Is it possible that Xander Bogaerts is actually UNDERpaid?!? 🤔

So true. He’s being very selfless but I need him to hit bombs

I wish I could’ve been more excited by a walk off grand slam, but I was still seething from a Fernando Tatis Jr sac bunt

Do other teams hitters miss pitches down the middle too or are we just special?

Deserve to lose for bunting like that.

Manny has gotten lucky three times now considering the half running to bases