short for stanley

Guy who thinks we should put every species of everything in every ecosystem so we can figure out the most efficient distribution of organisms possible for the planet

Guy who thinks invasive species are good because they're clearly more optimal for a given ecosystem

Say That Shit

Microplastics aren't real

What was the entirety of clone high if not this

Listen I'm sorry but there's no way aliens didn't build the CN tower. Nothing in the archaeological record suggests that Canadians had anything close to the technology you'd need to build such a structure

Writing "LitRPG/Romantasy hybrid" in my notebook of get rich quick schemes

Problematic base stat gap

We're genuinely running out of cabinet space for the glassware Rook's mom keeps getting us

the "i cant afford to pay my taxes" EP (or: one day i will be able to release music without the impetus of a personal financial crisis), by smiling broadly 6 track album

new smiling broadly release because the irs fucked hazel in the ass.

smilingbroadly.bandcamp.com/album/the-i-...

We've had Bad Bunnies, Beach Bunnies... What kind of Bunnies will we see next? And what kind of music will they make?

Everyone's flipping their shit over that Geese story even though the popularity of third wave ska and swing revival in the late 90s was literally because of a massive lobbying effort by brass manufacturers. Or so I've always assumed.

Has rook told you about the Smut Box

Aura without hype moments is empty posturing; hype moments without aura is soulless proficiency

Listen I get it I'm also disappointed that they took the legal protections for straight people out of the bill but we have to be pragmatic here

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

Watch this space

The time is right for a revival in Teen Tragedy ballads. I need a Beach Boys-sounding group who's gonna do songs like "Billy's Got An AI Girlfriend" and "My Baby's On The GLPs"

It's not their best (Absolution (Which Drukqs also clears))

Happy birthday!!

Yoooo you ever read A Little Life. That book is crazy. It's Stuart Little's memoir. His life was nuts.

Satoshi Tajiri in the early 90s

Fall Out Boy is Midwest Emo because they're from Chicago

The fucked up thing nowadays is that if they took all the trees and put them in a tree museum, $1.50 for admission would honestly be an unbelievable steal

Tbh I don't think it's a unique phenomenon to queer spaces; like every other day there's just general discourse where people try to claim it's somehow violating to have to interact with an unhoused person

In this day and age, the punkest thing you can do is play punk rock music

I'm The Baby, God Forgive Me