why colonoscopy when cheek a boo was right there

probably some guy just testing in prod

given hanlon’s razor, one can assume that the universe was most likely created in error and honestly that makes a lot of sense

keep dreamin'

yet nobody talking about betamaxxing

ya this is my friend yung slug

Raising giant slugs to be my friends

Everytime is see a type of pizza I‘ve never tried before, I feel sad.

falconry is for the birds

Need to go into the woods for a few days

is that true, jeff 🔫

meal prepping a large container of tiramisu for the week

okay sorry^2

i already apologized

quite a feet

sorry

everyone always wonders "where is the clit" but never asks "is the clit"

how is the clit even still a thing i thought we debunked it

baby i’m just wondering away over here nothing is proven

everyone always wonders "where is the clit" but never asks "how is the clit"

what is consciousness but a series of preventable mistakes

how dare you be in a good mood

ok ima fight adhd by searching for coping strategies damn so that's what caused the downfall of the Byzantine empire

sir this is a squad car

flashing my raising canes club rewards card so she knows who she’s dealing with

ravioli filled with even smaller raviolis

my mortal coil resembles a slinky

babe who tf is al dente

"select all images that have Bus" motherfucker you tell me!!

"The Irritating Gentleman" by Berthold Woltze (1874): the painting that nailed everyday harassment 150 years ago

"The Irritating Gentleman" by Berthold Woltze (1874): the painting that nailed everyday harassment 150 years ago

I thought vibecoding was when you die in the hospital while a chill song is playing