"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?"

The Enterprise can transform into a giant mech suit. The saucer section is its hat.

I was walking him today and a guy stopped his car and was like "Loves to run huh!?" and I was like "Nope."

Image Credit: NASA/Joel Kowsky Image Description: NASA’s Orion spacecraft is seen as the agency’s Landing and Recovery team, along with U.S. Navy personnel work to recover the spacecraft into the well deck of USS John P. Murtha in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California, Saturday, April 11, 2026. Image Description Credit: NASA

Image Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls Image Description: NASA’s Orion spacecraft is seen as the agency’s Landing and Recovery team, along with U.S. Navy personnel work to securethe spacecraft into the well deck of USS John P. Murtha in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of California, Saturday, April 11, 2026. Image Description Credit: NASA

#Artemis II 🚀

The recovery of the Orion Spacecraft by the amazing NASA Landing and Recovery team, along with aid from the U.S. Navy to bring it aboard the USS John P. Murtha

a photo of a pack of cigarettes, half open. the box is white with a red line on it and reads "standard reference material 1196" and "standard cigarette for ignition resistance testing" with the NIST (national institute of standards and technology US department of commerce) logo.

every day i yearn for them*

*the NIST standard reference material cigarettes

I think you just admitted that you actually want to play a Barbarian

you need to embrace your kid's attitude: yes it sucks, that's the point!

😜

A very large fawn greyhound curled up on an orange couch. His tail is tucked over his leg and under his chin.

he's just a little guy

Convoy/anti vaccine people are at it again in Cowichan, spreading misinfo about Bylaw changes. Not that the bylaw update is all good, but the regional district is behind on comms and they filled the gap. Glad The Discourse is there to offer analysis and info for residents. Support local journalism!

A creature that is human from the waste up and somewhat like a lizard from the waste down is standing at the top right of the left-hand page in a manuscript. He is wearing blue and firing an arrow from a bow at a similar creature at the top left of the right-hand (i.e. the opposing) page of the manuscript.

A creature that is human from the waste up and somewhat like a lizard from the waste down is standing at the top left of the right-hand page in a manuscript. He is wearing orange and firing an arrow from a crossbow at a similar creature at the top right of the left-hand (i.e. the opposing) page of the manuscript.

Two creatures firing arrows at each other on opposing pages/folios in a late 13th-century Belgian Psalter.

(Morgan Library & Museum, MS M.155, fols. 6v-7r)

where's the Click Here to Join MENSA link

Extremely annoyed at the amount of AI pics of the astronauts landing when we have actual real cool pictures of it that we should be sharing

spruce and tall fir trees in the forest

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Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

Is your Dalelands game switching to Eberron or is this something different?

A fake image of Artemis II astronauts in a small front porch raft waving to the camera outside the capsule with a Navy recovery boat in the background and orange buoyancy balloons in the water.

This image circulating is fake. The front porch was much larger than that and held several Navy recovery personnel as well. Real images can be found here: www.flickr.com/photos/nasah...

A very sleepy greyhound

Max Muncy hit a homie

body odor so bad it's achieved sentience

wow really? really??

hurtful.

I'm struck by the number of modes of transit these astronauts will experience today.

1. Slicing through the Earth's atmosphere in a spaceship
2. An inflatable raft
3. A rope swing
4. Helicopter
5 Aircraft carrier
6. Airplane.
7. Van.

sorry Fred but you're no...
*checks notes*

norm charlatan

i bet one of the astronauts immediately got up, grabbed their stuff and moved to get closer the exit

Reader, the way I held my breath for the 20 seconds it took for those three parachutes to fully open...

I have enough things in my life to be sad about!

I understand the impulse, but on the few occasions I have had to make a post in that vein it did not bring me comfort. Every like and comment was just another needle in the wound.

Obviously the mileage varies. To each their own.

yeah the greyhound adoption groups on FB can be pretty rough that way too

Ironically back when I had a 3D printer I made like literally 10 dice towers for friends and then never got around to printing one for myself. The fold-flat idea sounds cool.

hmmm feels like there's a dice vault in someone's future...

not much of a secret if you go around telling everyone Matt wth

well you're going to LOVE what we're cooking up next season on CHEMISTRY CLASS

yeah

that's probably enough internet for me today

plenty of time they haven't even emailed to let us know whether it's going to be at the golf course or the VFW

ok but only because I'm paid to, I hope they get a good reaction out of this dude before they tell him we're all actors I can only spend so much time thinking about my dead uncle here