IT IS KOBOLD.DAY

APPRECIATE ME OR PERISH

A lot of people want to separate the art from the artist, but I would settle for separating the artist from her money.

WHY

ISNT

IT

WORKING

I beseech thee oracle Google

How long does it take to asphyxiate a centaur with a scarf infused with some manner of evil magic

Am I a simulacrum of Hysfir but corrupted? Am I a glitch in the very code of ennam? Am I the very concept of "what if Hepper but bad" made flesh and voice and soul?

Am I all of these things or none? I twist and turn!

Only cowards have consistent backstory and lore and I have neither for I am no coward

I do not fear many things

But I do fear Misa Two Scarves

That's too much power

You shall rue this day, faekin

I have no idea what a valuntyn is but I would request @hesper.positivt.space to pass this on to Hysfir I would appreciate it

A MASTERPIECE

HE IS UNDESERVING

ITS MINE

Kobold skawt INDEED

I HAVE a name

A powerful name!

That is indeed

A kobold

WOW this wasn't even in reply to anything huh. Just outing myself for the world to see

IM STILL RIGHT

WELCOME TO BLUE SKY, FOUNDLINGS

WELCOME AND BOW TO ME

What if start talking, speaking, phrasing everything like my kobl brothers in eorzea

Hmmmm

Her purpleness saves her

For now

Is @shiningheart.positivt.space helping her again, I'll bite his knees

I thought about it

I am not a koopa

How did I get my mechanical arm and leg? Ask me again but closer, you'll be able to get your own! ✨

Because I'll pull yours off

Approach faster, if we're robbing this apothecary I need a spotter!

You are though

How did you find a creature smaller than you to take this picture?

Also yes 👉👈

Why is there a question mark there? DO YOU DOUBT MY POWER

There's been a lot of talk about my badness levels recently .

That's it, that's my entire message, keep talking about them, they aren't going to go down just because you're frowning 😈

WITNESS IT

World is a heck
Born to yip

HELLO

ITS ME

IM NOT DEAD

Would any kobl drawing friends be able to do this with me and @hesper.positivt.space

I tried and failed. I'd be down for an art trade, I'm not after a masterpiece x'D

Us?