Fuckin freezing the day. 😭

Buckfast.

Woukd be 100x better without the gold 'Love Unites' on the front. Would still be shit tho. 😂

So straight up then? 😂

Ffs. 🤦‍♂️😂

They'll find ways round it.

I wonder if they know the whole world's laughing at them. 😂

The only reason McCain was allowed to run was cos both his parents were born in America even tho he wasn't.

Trump will change things to suit him and his bun chums tho.

Exactly. I reckon Trumpet might try change things so he can either run a 3rd time of stay in permanently. Putin done that in Russia.

He's not tho. I think someone has to only be an American citizen for 8 year or somin like that.

Dm me who your on about. I can't think who that is. 🤔😂 X

Ach at least their still the same Klub. 😳😂

It's off the scale now mate. They're genuinely not well. 😂

Couldnae make it up eh. 😂

Good shout. 😂

Not the kind of auld Nan I had in mind. 😂

😂😂 Bring a Naan anaw, an filthy auld wan. 😂

As soon as I seen any Rangers player in that list I knew he was full of shit. Especially having TavPen in there. 😂

That's a wild take. 😂

The thing I hate the most about Twitter. All the made up pish by absolute bangers.

😂😂

I had a Calzone and chips last night and felt sick as fuck after it. Still not hungry. 😂

Aww. 😘😂

😂😂

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Me coming to fuckin ruin it. 😂

Who's Buzz?

Pizza or a calzone usually.

I've not been here long enough to lower the tone. 😂