Babe did you like your video with the old man dribbling into his soup?

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Nadhim Zahawi be like....

My Grandad didn't die in the Brexit war to allow foreign officials to dictate British foreign policy and defence policy.

I don't know, what happened to the British values him and his cronies love to spout off about? The umpire calls you out, you walk. Surely a stiff upper lip is one of those values, "Goodwin, is your lip trembling, you can sort yourself out immediately"

It's horrendous. The money men are literally destroying our ecosystem and laugh up their sleeves as people squabble over who is to blame for the current state of affairs, immigrants or benefit claimants. A lot of people in that story should be in jail.

Today?

What happened to the decent British values that Matt and his cronies like to harp on about. If you're given out you walk, keep a stiff upper lip.
"Goodwin, is your lip trembling boy"?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Marsh

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Marsh

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Marsh

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If you have to fuck it in the USB port I'll definitely put it in upside down on the first attempt.

If it's in the USB port I'll definitely put it in upside down on the first go.

Open AI, close SureStart. The Osborne legacy.

"I'm in politics thanks to people like my Dad".

#cadbury #milktray are an abomination now. Absolutely flavourless tiny little pretenders. 1⭐ rating.

Can't wait to see him interviewed on his economic policies. Please just one journalist forensically interrogate him.

Best thing to happen in politics for ages. I can't wait to see Jenrick being interviewed and him having to take his socks off if the numbers go above 10.

Summit strange going on there....

Tories will Tory

Maybe the rationale is that not everyone knows 'the law' but we are aware of specific laws. If you make spiking a separate offence it may enter the public psyche with more effect.

"HMS Bulwark and HMS Albion are being held at lower levels of readiness and were not planned to go out to sea before their planned retirement but were still costing millions of pounds per year to maintain.
Structural damage to HMS Northumberland means repairing the ship is now uneconomical"

If Farage can do for farmers what he did for fishermen they'll all be working in McDonald's by Friday.

If Farage can do for farmers what he did for fishermen they'll all be working in McDonald's by Friday.

I count nein tractors

If Farage can do for farmers what he did for fishermen they'll all be working in McDonald's by Friday.

Clarkson's wardrobe department will be trying to choose his best impoverished farmer attire.

The funny thing is he bought that land 15 years ago for the reason you mentioned, let someone else run it for most of that time, then turned up to make a TV programme. Yet somehow he's managed to convince people that he's Old MacDonald.