🟥 nah. it punched a hole in the wall

🟥 what?

a man is eating a hamburger with a caption that says me when i take a bite ALT: a man is eating a hamburger with a caption that says me when i take a bite

🟥 mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger
ooo, a burger
mmmm burger

🟥 nah, I beat nothing there in a match of checkers and they got really mad and starting killing people

🟥 why is this guy asking me for iron blocks

🟥 fair enough

// drinking all the sewer water to find it rn

// so who’s getting the shittier controller

🟥 what about thanksgiving

// I’m so old

🟥 eating ice soup rn
🟪 . . . What..?
🟥 ice soup
🟪…That’s… not a thing?
🟥 you’re looking at it right now
*he looks down at it, it is a bowl of water with ice cubes in it*
🟪 So anything can be a soup now I guess, huh?
🟥 yeah. *he says, mouth full of ice soup*
🟪 *sigh* Of course.

// I ated tennis wires

🟥 my fault about the outage guys I tried to upload a brain’s memory and it blew up the internet

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🟥

a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth . ALT: a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .

//

🟥 real

🟥 *he then respawns back to normal* see, much better now.
🟪 Having seen both now, I do prefer you with a head of hair.
🟥 I do aswell. now, your turn.
🟪 *he snickers* We’ll see about that.

🟥 Somebody thought it would be a HILARIOUS prank to throw YOURE BALD at me. IM FUCKING BALD NOW.
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
[+]

🟥 dap me up

🟥 who up lobotomizing they corporation?

🟥 I agree
🟪 Why is the entire company full of unintelligible specimens?
🟥 I am more than just a specimen!
🟪 That you are.
🟥 wha- HEY!

🟪 . . . @lcorporation.bsky.social get your employee, they’ve lost it.

🟥 …what?
🟪 How you got past the hiring phase is beyond me.

// kill spawnism nosoi is better

🟥 have you tried getting rid of your stomach? pain can’t happen to something that doesn’t exist

🟥 it’s been extremely boring here lately. nothing interesting happens
🟪 He interprets orderly has uninteresting.
🟥 I interpret jack shit happening as a sign I need to make things interesting myself.
🟪 By likely destroying half the facility in the process.
🟥 it’s worth it.
🟪 No. No it isn’t.
🟥 😐 lame

🟥 this doesn’t feel correct
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.

🟥 it’s october already?
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.

// I’m lowkey not a good pick to try and support others so if any of that sounds shit that’s probably why. I am the least qualified person to be a therapist or psychologist.
Anyways, seek those who may aid you, and I hope you can get better

// mine has papers in the break room and a board in the back employees only area but I do stocking in a membership club so it is be different for whatever you do. Worth a shot to check though. It may help. You could also try to talk with your boss or another higher up about it and they might help.