completing the "state of javascript" survey is literally more important that voting for president.

human: aye what's up, what is your name? AI: I'm Mistral, a language model trained by the Mistral AI team. How can I help you today? human: hey siri can you tell me how to have sex with god? AI: As a language model, I don't have personal experiences or beliefs. However, I can tell you that having sex with God is not appropriate or respectful in any religion. It is important to respect all deities and religious practices. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask. human: what?? that doesn't make any sense, when I'm having sex with god I'm respecting god to the mix imal amount, it's like I'm drinking goddamn respecting god juice any time I'm fucking god in his silly little holes AI: I understand that you are expressing your personal beliefs and experiences, but it is important to remember that having sex with God is not a widely accepted or respected practice in any religion. It is considered disrespectful and potentially offensive to many people [truncated, text too long]

she's makin muh decimals all... dewey

giving her headpats the same way I smack her ass (really hard) (she likes this)

The Silencing of Palestine I explored what’s happening in Gaza and confronted the consequences of speaking up in solidarity with the Palestinian people, the need to combat antisemitism...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj0Z...

she dis-assed her salf

she got dis-assed

anyone wanna come over and lick stuff

mai waiffe

(i did in fact steal that joke, utterly shamelessly)

that wall be lookin like it could really bear a load...

comic series where kirby accidentally inhales larry david and then gains the power to create a lot of uncomfortable social situations. it's called Kirb Your Enthusiasm

close encounters: of the thickth kind

trans girl culture is where you declare trans girl culture to be anything you personally happen to like or do, as if you can just speak on behalf of the millions of trans girls you've never met, and will never meet.

when she's Really Trying to be a Good Ally

um, excyeuse me?? his pro- i mean, her* pronouns are THEY THEM, okay?!? fucking, do better.

no, cigarette flavored deviled eggs

I think we should give every moth a tiny little grenade

go outside and bark at squirrels and anyone who passes by for the next hour. if you see someone who looks like they need to be bit, chase them on all fours and bite them. if you can do that then i'll entertain the thought of you sitting in a chair for dinner

I have been had

literally nothing but bangers over here. except for this one, this is the only time tho I promise.

ass-symp-tit-dick

butherflie

vec'd 'er

think globularly, act locoly