Feels like satire that a president would be pro-salmonella only because the last guy was anti-salmonella

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

the classic windows xp wallpaper with your friend darth the red panda, a red panda wearing a darth vader outfit and with blue sky butterfly wings, flying above

hello ok i am awake what did i miss
tell me every thing

Txt STOP to opt out of updates on Top Secret US war plans.

Modern day problems demand modern day solutions

My exact first thought- which is still so gd embarrassing.

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

Delightful. Gotta be like second cousins maybe

Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

Crossing my fingers this is Tooth and Claw adjacent... @offcolorbrewing.bsky.social @arlbrew.bsky.social

You know it's nearly Spring because Northern Virginia already smells like manure...

The Mulch-ening begins.

This hits me right in the delicious Rye Porter

Is this a parody account?

It's time to primary the wealthiest Democrat in the Senate, Virginia.

Mark...

You've been on thin ice for awhile. But this may be what makes me happy to see you primary'd and not send you another dime ever again as your constituent

Federal employees already report on what they are working on all the time. As a congressman you receive a lot of those reports.

We need to make these town halls what the tea party made ACA/Obamacare town halls back in the summer of 2009

I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

Open and receiving an avalanche of fresh beer despite scrambled delivery schedules 😃

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency

Oh my god. The Eagles defensive line is bringing out Kendrick to do a rap about Mahomes

this is a better post than bluesky's volume gives it credit.

So efficient.

I want to know when people are figure out this is the kind of respect and treatment that everyone is going to get if they keep rolling.

There's a neighborhood bar by me that stocks Forever Ever cans

Everytime I end up there I think that means I can get something that's not 8.5 without having to drink Miller lite.

Everytime I see they're $2 more than the full strength hop options

Everytime I hope it's not going to be oxidized...

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JUST IN: Democrats have defended two legislative seats tonight in special elections in northern Virginia, in SD10 & HD26.

This means that Democrats will keep their majority in the state Senate and the state House heading into the 2025 legislative session.