Probably not the best investment during an energy crisis to be fair.

So we had a bath. It was a bath. I love baths.

It had shitty taps that leaked so we got the bathroom refitted. We picked a new bath. Looks the same 🤷🏼‍♂️

Turns out it's fucking HUGE.

I didn't realise regular looking baths were different sizes.

It's AMAZING.

Will definitely drown. Don't send help.

Is there a way this winds up with Glenn Beck seeing his empire forcibly taken over by The Daily Mash because I've really rather enjoyed the Alex Jones Gets Butt-Fucked ByThe Onion saga and I'd definitely pay to see a sequel.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

Yeah, that's what I was moaning about at half-time. NEVER should have got here.

City and Villa did us all the favours early in the year.

But there was a feeling of inevitability all season that it would come down to this game and we've done our absolute damnedest in April to make that reality.

We hit the post (at least?) twice. Kai missed two bolt-ons.

It wasn't an embarrassing thrashing like we've taken in this position before; they narrowly beat us in a competitive game... but it just fucking HURTS OKAY

One of the worst things about Arsenal doing their usual end of season routine is I can't even fully enjoy what Spurs are going through.

Never liked football anyway.

That was gilt-edged Kai. Gilt fucking edged.

Not sad to see Cherki go but what a fucking player he is.

Ref extremely lenient there. That should've been a yellow for Haaland and red for Gabriel.

We got away with one.

Oh I fucking hate that guy.

Important thread.

This is too much drama for a Sunday afternoon.

All games should be on Saturdays you capitalist fucks.

We need time to recover.

OH MY GOD HAVERTZ #COYG #MCIARS

Fuck off.

I fucking hate Sunday afternoon kickoffs. #MCIARS #COYG

4 hours from kick-off and I reiterate my position that the world is a very uncertain place right now so we should probably just end the Premier League season today and hand out the trophy.

Thanks for your attention on this matter.

#COYG

Yeah, this is madness. Tiler had a job overrun on Wednesday so couldn't start until Thursday.

He asked if he can finish up on Sunday so he's back on schedule for his next job on Monday.

"Of course, but don't you need a day off?"

"I should get one next weekend but I can't let customers down"

Maybe immigrants ARE changing us.

Workmen in all week doing a bathroom refurb. Naturally I have stocked up tea and offered it liberally.

Not a single cup taken.

Barely seen them take a break.

They just WORK. Amazing quality AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

What is this experience. More of this sort of thing!

Sharon Osbourne attending a Tommy Robinson march proves Kneecap were right about her.

Fuck Sharon Osbourne

Keir Starmer did not know Mandelson failed vetting, government says A decision to go against the recommendation of the vetting agency was taken by officials in the Foreign Office, spokesperson says.

I'll keep banging this drum until my hands fall off if people don't work it out soon... HE WASN'T HIRED IN SPITE OF HIS EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS HE WAS HIRED ***BECAUSE*** OF THEM

Someone at the FO knew WHY he was a good fit for Trump.

We need to know who and why.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Damn, RIP Alex Manninger - absolutely tragic news. A Highbury legend #COYG

Definitely not the BEST film of 2000 but that hasn't stopped me getting an irresistible urge to watch it nearly every year since then.

Love, Honour and Obey

Ally with Trump -> Get wrecked at the polls pipeline undefeated.

Good time to re-up this 🎉

Spare a thought for JD Vance's couch tonight.

You should never have to go into Sunday hoping for a favour from Chelsea, but for fucks SAKE.

In France, legislation came into effect recently for all car parks that have over 80 spaces to be covered with solar panels. Estimated to add around 11GW of renewable energy capacity to the national grid. Why not do likewise in Scotland? Braehead, Silverburn, Glasgow Fort etc.