There are at least two fucking hours before the Timberwolves game and my son went to bed last night angry at us and programmed his iPad alarm to go off at 3am in our bedroom. Real sicko testing hours.
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how is this literally happening in real life
reaping could get real funny real quickly
BREAKING: The Strokes have been murdered by the CIA.
Not not gratifying to realize that any three-day stretch for him for the past nine months has been thoroughly miserable, and that if any retrospection occurs, that’s where it will go.
Imagine having an album that’s so consistently well-written with a band that’s this locked in that a song like “Big Boring Wedding” or any of the other final six tracks doesn’t even make the original cut.
It isn’t here, but that’s wild
board members getting pissy with each other about the toppings on their hot dog suits
👇🎯 This is precisely the thing in which we as scholars & universities claim to have a comparative advantage, & it is incredibly disappointing to see this report produced with a total disregard for rigorous analysis & the actual empirical evidence/data.
well fuck, this is going to haunt me for a bit
Getting every iteration of Rudy in one game. Not great, not great.
9/10 screen by Gobert right there
thought: julius randle is just really big d'angelo russell
view of dog
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Mike Conley should expect a diss track after punking Gordon like that.
Jesus Christ, Rudy.
Silverchair’s “Tomorrow”
The old “am I dying or are the pollen levels just off the charts” anxiety jag.
‘If their earlier songs addressed growing up – why do it? why bother? – this new album is about having grown up, and living with the mixed results. They conjure an almost sarcastic indie wonderland.’
Stephanie Burt (@notquitehydepark.bsky.social) on Heavenly’s revival.
www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ap...
It is really funny that Musk's tantrum, whatever it was, set the Epstein rollout in motion.
Double Nickels on the Dime
please read this so i feel like my masters in labor studies was worth something workerorganizing.org/history-labo...
Just saw an announcement about Amy Grant at the Electric Fetus and it’s breaking my brain.
GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.
The Butthole Surfers are culture
iran really fucked this guy up eh
