With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
Washington Post article on STEM cuts at federal agencies. NSF tops it at -42%!
“Between January 2025 and February 2026, STEM and health employees at science-focused agencies saw nearly 15,000 jobs cut. The rate outpaced cuts among other federal workers.”
OPM data - Figure from Wash Post article 19 April. (Where US science has been hit hardest.)
NSF at -42%!
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to ‘Restore Pluto to a Planet,’ and NASA’s chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected
"No way. Fuck off."
I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.
Palantir-bros: "we should reject hollow pluralism. empathy is evil"
The masses: "Okay, your technofash ideas about what culture is and should be are worth less than the paper they're written on."
Palantir-bros: "wait, not like that! we should bring back grace and empathy, but only for tech CEOs"
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
After two years I wrapped my observations exploring Eastern Hellbender behavior and spatial use under human care. Keep an eye out over the coming months for more updates on results as I work through the data, but in the meantime enjoy photos of these very cute creatures!
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How I very much envisioning this going...
"I have more of a comment than a question on your dish. I found the choice of basil to be utterly baffling. Can't see why you would have made such a choice in this dish!" 😂
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
Yes, please
This @craigfehrman.bsky.social piece about how a dog attack changed his approach to writing history is rich and empathetic and gets at so much about what I found inspiring and enervating about his new history of the Lewis & Clark expedition, which comes out next week defector.com/the-hardest-...
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
Their involvement should haunt every moment the rest of their lives. They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
“viewpoint diversity” is a right-wing political project, as lisa siraganian explores in great detail here: www.aaup.org/academe/issu...
Yep, Flyers had a home game last night, so Orlando falling all the way to 8th on the last day of the season completely screwed the East's play-in schedule
The two funniest words here are "to stream"
The person who wrote this about economics is a biologist.
Biology was once a male-dominated field. Now it is not.
Yet, the biologist who wrote this thinks millions of years of evolution tells us what field people choose!
Fun fact: As women entered biology, wages dropped.
Evolution again, right?
This year, @americanrivers.bsky.social placed the Lumbee River on its list of Most Endangered Rivers due to contamination from PFAS & other “forever chemicals.” See their write-up here 👇🏽. I’m also dropping links below to some of my research on river’s environment, history, & cultural significance.
I also used this! It was so easy and so much cheaper than the other ones
You know who doesn’t have technical difficulties? NBC prime time
coby white is the mayor of charlotte and miami
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
feels so good to steal money straight out of Intuit's pockets, love this for all of us
Love having Jason Benetti on the NBC Baseball broadcast, which also gives me the opportunity to share one of my favorite broadcasting moments.
branding my "America should have snap elections" policy as "Don't you think you have the right to speak to the manager whenever you want?"
