I learned it from watching you dad

baseball is stupid

Courtney Barnett- Elevator Operator

heroic effort on your part

Without a doubt, the most disgusting thing I’ve attempted to eat was pani câ meusa, a fried spleen, lung, and cheese sandwich from Palermo. Later, I was talking to a local guy and he was like… oh you were sober weren’t you.

Last year I ate 2 dodger dogs and was like “tee hee wow i can’t believe that” but I knew in my heart I could eat a 3rd and someday I will eat 3 dodger dogs

genuinely, a huge dipshit labradoodle who’s here to help with the ball and thinks everyone’s on one team

yes! there are no comforts I deny (I spend a lot of time doing 2-3 week stints in hotels and at some point I realized this was my actual life and not a constant interruption that involved stale jeans and trying to find a CVS)

A mosaic on the exterior of St. Mark's showing several men in robes carrying the body of a dead saint draped in a red cloth. One of the guys is bearded and has an empty-head-no-thoughts face looking directly at the viewer. Other clergy look on like, "get a load of this guy"

Part of the story of the relics is also depicted on the exterior and when Colin says their faces are priceless... look at this big idiot and everyone looking at him like, "look at this big idiot"

St. Mark's cathedral in Venice. A gold ceiling mosaic shot between wood carvings showing 2 men in robes holding a basket on a stick they each cary one side of.

He's right, you absolutely cannot get a decent picture of the part of the mosaic on Geary's book but here's 2 guys and the basket of "pork" nearby.

When Colin said, "do you want to go to Venice and maybe we can get a picture of the Furta Sacra cover" of course I said yes.

my teenage me wouldn’t think I totally suck.

“this new trent reznor is sick” she thought, chewing a fiber gummy and cleaning her glasses

This is not actually Werner Herzog but it is the essence of Werner Herzog

hwhat

that’s not gonna work, buddy

it was better than my idea which was “let’s just say we’re Daft Punk”

I looked this place up because I’m going to vegas and it’s members only but once my friends and I conned our way into David Lynch’s nightclub in paris by weaving an elaborate web of lies about a fake art gallery no one was cool enough to know about.

I cannot imagine anything more embarrassing than announcing you’re damaged enough to think prom is cool.

Had a dream that someone at karaoke got up and did a song by Bikini Kill that went:

Hey MEN!
Take off your KILTS!
Take ‘em OFF!
Take ‘em off for US!

And the bar went fucking nuts

On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.

Glen of Imaal terrier behavior.

somehow this is dril, Stefon, and Talking Heads lyrics all at once which makes 2026 sound a lot more fun than it is

so you know, respect.

I grew up on dudes doing this and now I'm a lighting designer and I know how increasingly hard these are to get.

I absolutely love it. I have the large one which replaces my previous (untenable) system of having a legal pad of notes for each project and a small one that replaces sticky notes and to do lists that I carry around with me.

me reading this list of drugs “oh man, it’s curtains for zoosha”

a screenshot of 2 skeets: Tim Onion says “last month in the Onion” over a picture of RFK Jr. with the headline “RFK Jr.: 'I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer' WASHINGTON-To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearin...” Below a skeet from Adam Kinzinger “Happy Wednesday” over another picture of RFK Jr. with the real headline “RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip”

this is what happens when you say no to the oracle

get me 2 manhattans in and you will rue asking me to explain myself

I have A TAKE.

SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP LMFAO