Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Because not only are we accommodating delusion, ignorance, stupidity and illiteracy, we’re subsidizing it

Mad Max Fury Road. I’ve never had an all gas no brakes theater experience like that and probably never will again

Koncorde Kush

Can confirm…

Hi pretty!! You too Becc!!

Rocephin newly placed in the left glute: LIFT THIS, BITCH

😁

Close to mansplaining which is correctile dysfunction

Hello! My name is Elder Birb. And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

BPH

@mementomorty.bsky.social

Mmmmmm yes

A Team
Sanford and Son
The goddamn Love Boat

I dunno. I feel like Bruno Mars could cover the whole catalog and it would sound better

2 chord punk songs to smash up what you don’t like

Shake. Yo. Rump (ah)

If Rogan did this with a text imagine what those who are actually bribing him are getting

I'll pack the brass knuckles

Why would you ever say this to someone who knows their way around a #10 blade?

Yes please. Feeling empathy for the first time ever would surely cause him to shrivel into a desiccated husk

But shortly after you're tapping on the counter like you're refreshing lab and rad results

They can never find the guy in the canoe to open it up

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Trump: I AM YOUR MESSIAH

maga: Well yeah but no

Trump: What if I read a few non sequitur passages from the bible?

maga: ALL IS FORGIVEN. TRUMP IS THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD

Just needs some Doc Marten's and a choker!

Or a fight

Or fighting boobs

Hey Waffle House is dinner and a show

Trump: WE HAVE DEAL!

Markets: HOORAY!!

Iran: We don't.

Trump: THE STRAIT IS OPEN FOR ALL!!

Markets: ALL RIGHT, LFG!!

Iran: It is not.

Trump: WE'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT WITH IRAN!!

Markets: OH MY GOD AWESOME!!

Iran: The fuck is wrong with you?