Rescheduling tonight's stream! 🚨
FMV games are my favorite, and I'm so exhausted today that I wouldn't do it justice if I played tonight.
So- Tomorrow! Full playthrough of Hacked: The Streamer
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just popping on here to remind everyone that being married is cool as fuck and if you don't like your partner you're doing it wrong
There is a profound fear of the very best qualities of people today.
To the profoundly isolated, empathy must seem like a weapon because it lights the darkness.
Four human beings for some 40 minutes went deeper into uncreated night of that darkness and that isolation than any others.
This is the first glimpse at the American soul the world has seen in decades: a seed planted in the minds of billions beyond its borders some, 57 years ago
A glimpse of what a world can be, of cooperation, trust, truth, and faith in fellow humankind
Today, the ESA and NASA brought Integrity home
The psycho-social human factors of Integrity, NASA Artemis II mission will be studied by historians for decades
A window into and a taste of a another more beautiful kind of today: for many preventing forclosure of human imagination of better tomorrows in our moment of shared existential horror.
I’m glued to the Artemis coverage because it is so unlike anything we get to see in the news these days: cool shit done by smart, super competent people working together closely. Positive vibes but not treacly sentiment. Also (probably) a glowing alien god of peace about to emerge from the capsule.
More deep space trips more often please. This is like when the Olympics are over. I crave more humanity at its best. Not whatever you’d call every day for the past decade.
Tonight, on Top Gear! Elli makes a waffle out of motor parts, Nik makes Max mad, and Gales finds a spanner.
I would pay a video editor a hundred bucks for the sloppiest, obscenely stupidest Top Gear meme intro video feature me/Nik/Gales in our respective roles.
Drive Beyond Horizons rules
I kinda wanna play again this weekend. @madworldgales.bsky.social @joystiknik.space
I think it's super that the president of the United States is a dementia-ravaged diva who swings wildly from threatening to wipe out an entire civilization to rambling publicly about how the executive producers of "Hart to Hart" were extremely rude to him at Spago in 1983.
Adobe didn't need AI tools to be a buggy, crashing dumpster fire. Been doin' it for the love of the game for over a decade, baby.
Do you have any idea how much shit I can delete in three weeks
Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...
lmao, the EBU will be eating their hats for the next 3 meals. Where are my eurovision friends, we got tea to spill
Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.
I would scream
Google Glass would make a killing right now.
Mobile twitch betrayed me. I just tried to turn notifications on for your streams and unfollowed you because I panicked and didn't want to accidentally unfollow
I should not be allowed to do things at 7:30am
i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted
it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted
have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how
IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD
it also has this one
Update: Astronauts have fought their way to the lunar temple’s Prism Chapel. They are now battling copies of themselves. Keep in mind these “prism duplicates” are their future selves, not clones, sealing their doom to eventually die here at their own hand
i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me
Pooh vs Steamboat Willie shaker cup and manga print tshirt
Possibly the sharpest copyright dagger today:
#5 Gamer Supps
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Today only, and not technically April Fools!
#4 Yetee
Gonna need that Forklift Certified shirt real bad
theyetee.com
These are all my weird fixations, but sometimes friends share the same fixation:
#3 Eurovangelists rebrand
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We did it. A latte... in a capsule. Just melt and enjoy-no machine, no lines, no guesswork. APRIL FOOLS. But not really. Because making a latte with Cometeer is actually this easy. Melt a capsule, pour it over your milk of choice (or heat it up together), and boom-barista-level latte in seconds. No espresso machine required.
#2 Cometeer coffee
A collection of very good April 1 bits thanks to capitalism that you may not see today because nobody reads newsletters
#1 - Zotter chocolate
www.zotterusa.com/april-fools/
Cancelled 😔
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