Tool tip! If you read about sex, you're more likely to think about sex!

I was reading earlier and was surprised to find myself getting horny... It was erotica that I was reading. I forgot that that does that. Somehow. As if that isn't the main purpose. (I guess I was thinking it would be more romance based? Still.)

I do love a contraption

🔪 + 🦴🪚 too technically but we get back into ghost sex inconveniences. (Ghost sex is fun but we can all agree there's logistical barriers.)

There is something here. I'll figure it out. We'll all figure out how to be horny about this, eventually.

I feel like I'm doing a bad job about arguing for the horny here. Him having control over everybody's physical existence has POSSIBILITIES.

Glitching is hot?? We can glitch them all, now. 📱 No longer has a monopoly.

Spawning folks back in wrong. Just think about this. Size stuff very easy.

What's it like to have sex in the seemingly infinite abyss of somebody's inner world?

You die, takes you awhile to respawn, have a "sex dream" featuring 📦 except haha she's a woman, funny subconscious, and then you get revived and you laugh it off. Except. Except. Why did you dream while dead...?

No worries! I think a lot of people who grew up with That Video App have gotten used to self censoring, and it can be automatic to the point of not thinking about the why or why not. I do get that fear though, making any art public, explicit or otherwise, can feel risky. Vulnerable... Ok Goodnight!

But there's SO MUCH you can use this for. Oops, there's two of 💡, somehow spawned in an extra, good luck with that! Clone fucking? Double teamed by the same lady? OPTIONS. I guess part of it is that you could always use the 🧪 created some vague science gadget excuse. For anything. OP at sex setups.

#oscnsfw We do need to do more sex stuff with 📱's powers. S2 finale reveal kind of opens a vast and interesting new can of sex worms. Bad metaphor.

I mean obviously it's in a genre where you can kind of do whatever you want and find a way to explain it anyway. Stay with me here.

With 📱? Yeah let's use his electronics features.
🟪 📉? Fluster him as much as possible.
💼+🌮? I would just like to mash their faces together like dolls. Thought about them too much that all I can do now is rotate them in my head.

Hello, if you censor the CW it means if somebody has petplay filtered out, they'll still be able to see your post. We censor character and ship names in porn so they stay out of the SFW tags. Obviously you can't fix this one, but I <3 pointing things out for the long term. Something to consider.

To unlock the secrets of pornography I need to replay "emotionally important puzzle 3d platformer" and think horny thoughts. (This will probably backfire and I'll think about gorgeous woman robot instead but that's not a BAD outcome. Just one that gets me no closer to t0ip4d)

Maybe the key to sexualizing 🚽, a character who I have no attraction to but I find cute with 🟪 📉 🟪, would be to try and remember why I found "blue comic relief twist villain robot from sequel of popular story puzzle game" attractive when I was younger. What was it about that guy. Can I recapture it?

Obviously sex is awkward in and of itself, it's allowed for me to fumble and for them to fumble. But I think about it. I would love to have written Lesbian Object Porn. Y'all're hearing about this because my one friend has heard me complain about this dozens of times

The one thing I've been trying to write for months (I'm just really not a smooth porn writer, I have not practiced and I have not made perfect) is her and MY preferred 💼 love interest ~experimenting~ w/each other. Again though I just really feel awkward. Unfortunately. Do I need to read more porn?

It's very easy to project a complicated relationship with sex onto 💼. Like, really easy. Before ~the big reveal~ she really doesn't seem like the kind who'd, you know, had an opportunity to explore her sexuality and 100% now it's like. Okay well definitely not. She's busy. She's stressed and busy.

The more I think about it, without his legs restrained at all it's more like having him in a harness for some sort of arial stunt. The stunt is sex, however.

#oscnsfw is this sexy. is this horny. it is somewhat more convenient than usual. he doesn't mind

We should start taping those guys to the wall

Ceela! Small, I'm not sure if it's medium or firm. Don't remember. I love this one, very low effort. The colors sure are hard to photograph against more white. It's got some glittery pink + lavender, trust me. I know this one is hit or miss with folks, sometimes it presses you wrong. Not me though!

Next, Yuri! Small, I think also soft. Unfortunately this one is a miss. If I'm loose enough for the knot, it pops right back out. Maybe that's too much detail, point is, unfortunately doesn't work for me. Gorgeous though! So, like, the opposite of how I feel about my tyv. These things happen.

(all of my "fantasy" toys are from strangebedfellas and you are about to see. Several of them. I slowly accumulate things)

The first of the nice, artisanal, hand poured dongs I bought. Tyv, small, soft. I'm not really in love with the color way, I was just impatient. (SBF makes inventory and then sells) (I'm too stingy to pay for a nice color combo other places) It's a really great knotted toy big thumbs up fantastic.

Another dual density from the same people except this one I don't like. It's just something about the shape, the specific taper, and the way there isn't as much squish in it. Probably more realistic, I wouldn't know! Nothing wrong with it but frustratingly not for me.

This is another beginner friendly one. Very small, silky, firm. Great gspotter, though I never know what to do with the second bump. Allegedly a good pspotter. Nail polish for scale, I guess. I have recommended this one to people in the past and that was embarrassing.

Rectangle

My wording implies I think people should work to create sex pollen to be allergic to. I don't want that. Seasonal allergies seem miserable enough without it also making you horny. However ☝️I don't know where I'm going with this.

Somebody drew sex pollen and I am reminded of my idea from a few months ago: sex pollen allergy. Personally illness doesn't do it for me, but it feels like such an obvious combination. It's the main thing people think about when they think about pollen. People should get to work on this.

Okay, battery dying. Next 13 (jeez) a different time.