Me showing my silly drawings to my friends who are professional artists

This is certified true

Ignore the hard it's from a diagram

Watched the live action scooby doo from like 2001 and sketched myself for fun

Thank you! Estrogen does wonders I guess LOL

Selfie saturdaaay

(Have I posted my face on here? I forget LOL)

Panel 1: Shen with his arms crossed, saying "tall women have me acting like an Age of Empires II unit." Panel 2: Top-down perspective of Shen chopping the general vicinity of a tree, like in a real time strategy game. Bottom Text: "She tells me to gather wood, I do it." Panel 3: Top-down perspective of Shen hammering the general vicinity of a house construction site. Bottom text: "She tells me to build a house, I do it." Panel 4: Top-down perspective of Shen carrying a decorative golden box. There's a sheep nearby and a tower shooting arrows at him. Top text: "She wants that relic that's across the map, I go" Bottom text: "Get it even though I almost get killed by an enemy tower, frowny face"

TRUE
(<is one)

Rock on asexual queen

Oh boo hoo did someone steal code from a discontinued Nintendo console?

I love my mysterious undiagnosed chronic illness

I'm in the hospital for the third time this month

Ran to the park and grabbed a pile of dog crap to make this one

How can you be a bigot with a name like cynical pubis

Can't believe I make you throw up smh smh

Sorry baby no dollar won't happen again

Gaslight, mob boss, gate keep

That'll be the last episode of Joe Rogan

"I finally have the energy to finish that story I was writing"

Actually spends 12 hours building a huge Minecraft castle like a boss

It's 80 degrees in April in Ohio thank you techbros for melting our atmosphere

Back in the hospital boo womp

They were really rushing to get that pope news out

Fuck yeah

Crazy to me that there was an era where people just

Sat on their lawn? And existed?

We need to go back to just sitting outside and existing

Even the worst dictators at least *tried* to pretend they cared about their country.

Happy to be alive during the worlds first "cartoon supervillain" presidency