Every politician runs on “law and order.”
No one mentions that the most financially destructive crimes in the country are prosecuted less and less each year.
Posts by yrukind🦙🍄✊🏽🍉
Cuba gets hit by an external shock → the U.S. escalates pressure:
1990s: Soviet Union collapses → embargo tightened by Clinton
2020s: COVID + Venezuela crisis → sanctions on tourism expand, oil blockade implemented by Trump
Different decades, same strategy.
"Only six of the 202 articles covering Kushner’s diplomatic role mentioned his financial conflict of interest with the Saudi government. That means more than 97% of the coverage ignored Kushner’s conflict."
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you guys lost Turkey so your stooges now post "Turkey wants to destroy Western Civilization blah blah blah"
also note the Arabic taunt "Kafir" which actually means "genociders of organized religion"
Trump's long-suffering SS detail coached him "if anything happens just stand still and we will get you!"
that's why when some jerkoff fainted, on the left, he just stood there. SS did not get him because no threat.
On the right is our imaginary Trump healing the sick
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
All right! Starting the Bluesky Pool predicting when Abdulrahman Abohatem is invited to the White House to be honored for his selfless courage in stopping an American sex offender.
I've already taken "Never."
Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
The fact that bees are objectively considered to be more ecologically important than humans is delightful, but also, it makes me want a sci-fi book in which aliens do the whole "visit Earth to communicate with the dominant life form" thing, but they're here for the bees.
Every member of Congress, regardless of party, who votes to allow Trump his illegal war in Iran should face international charges of war crimes against humanity.
Same for those who vote to give money and weapons to Netanyahu’s genocide.
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
Tell Congress: Force Acting AG Blanche to release the FULL Epstein files immediately.
No more hiding the truth from the American people.
Transparency or bust.
#VoteYesVirginia!
Just training. But if they try this in Iran, it won’t end well.
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
Happy Heavenly Birthday to one of the Kings of R&B, the incomparable Luther Vandross! 🎤🎶
BREAKING: Van Lathan endorses Butch Ware for governor.
“The way I look at the world is reflected in Butch Ware’s platform. That’s probably my home. If I have to write him in, I will.”
🔗 butchware4gov.com
Please consider pushing for legislation protecting dogs breeds from housing discrimination. Our Iroh has a very hard time finding a home because of how he looks, but he is a sweet boy. And even though he is not human, we shouldn’t penalize the people who lessen nonhuman suffering in the world.
No taxpayer $$ to Israel.
No Israeli PM in Situation Room.
End occupation.
I am Team America. Trump is obsessed with war in the Middle East.
It's time for a new generation for a new moral direction for Democrats.
+ Messaging encryption servers
+ Prediction market gambling
+ Criminal politicians
= Global Chaos!
A great cartoon by @guyvenables.bsky.social - The #art of an #editorial #cartoon with a little joke on the #War #Iran - #USA + The blockade of the #StraitofHormuz + #Oil #Market #Manipulation
Image of a cannabis plant on the moon, overlooking the earth
Happy 420 🫶🏻
I don't think the Israeli Government care about Jewish people either in Israel or anywhere else. Their actions consistently endanger Jewish people they care about Jews in the same way Trump cares about Americans and that's not at all.
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Marsha Blackburn says that if you don't support Israel, you are an oathbreaker and disloyal to "American principles and the troops. This is someone who is claiming Hamas is just as evil, bad - as these other governments, look at Israel."
(Israel is a lot more evil. Not as evil as America, though.)
'Texas A&M philosophy professor Martin Peterson is leaving the university after administrators told him in January that he couldn’t teach Plato’s Symposium in his philosophy class; they said the ancient Greek philosopher’s work violated the system’s restrictions on gender and sexuality content.' 1/3
Don't believe your lying eyes and ears: Marsha Blackburn defends Elise Stefanik's willfully obtuse know-nothing defense in pretending that Trump's call for genocide of the civilization of Iran was just "to the leadership."