Peanuts comic strip from 1969--Franklin calls Charlie Brown to forfeit his team's baseball game because of lack of players--Charlie Brown is baffled but happy that his team now has a two-game winning streak
labored but still good
Yeats and Nietzsche—supervisor called it “jejune”
THANK FUCKING GOD
most perfect ever
my twin sons when they were able to ride on their own: “it’s like flying close to the ground!”
RFK, Jr: “This was merely a culling”
welp
sheeps and goats
but the Mets have an insurmountable 1-run lead so this is where it all turns around
maybe he’s better off?
:: ducks ::
give him something from Two Corinthians
picture parodying the final shot of the movie Planet of the Apes with Mr Met in place of a half-buried Statue of Liberty
oh Darth, as a lifelong Mets fan I would have discouraged you had I seen your original post, save yourself it’s not too late
do I need to post the ascii animated Star Wars some dedicated coder has been laboring over for years?
too soon
"there's always been graft and corruption and sexual predation since time immemorial--therefore all we can do is shrug"
you know who doesn't give a shit? the flu virus, it's just going to do what it does--infect more people who serve
The flu killed around 45,000 US soliders in World War I, almost as many as were killed in combat. US servicemembers have been required to get the flu shot for 80+ years. But thanks to Hegseth and RFK Jr. and Trump we can finally MAKE INFLUENZA GREAT AGAIN.
ooof--lay off the loofa, dude
I rarely feel freer than when I'm *not* in a car
ahead of Stegosaurus?! whatever, man
but there are at least 8 other innings, surely the Mets are scoring well in some of tho . . . hold on, I'm just now hearing that the Mets have scored the second-fewest runs in the MLB so far
I disagree, according to NYC sex line adds in the 80s, in 1-800-XXX-PEEE, "the extra 'e' stands for extra pee"
"I will defeat my opponent by prominently mentioning the talent he is most famous for"
PERFECT
PERFECT
PERFECT
worth your time
perfect
