Sanji: I will never forget these days how Nami-swan and Robin-chan saved me from fights with womans
Zoro: Do you have anything else in your minds but them?
Sanji: And you but swords?
Zoro: Any day spent with idiot like you. Even when you left us you was still in my head
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro with a fewer: Hi Luffy, hi Chopper, hi Sanji
Luffy: Hi Zoro!
A whole rest: ...Chopper,he's so sick
Zoro: Can i ask for some onigiri?
Sanji: He's "asking"? Chopper hurry up and end this
#zosan #onepiece
Franky to Robin: Hello gorgeous eyes!
Robin: Hi Franky
Zoro to Franky: Where you learned texts like that?
Franky, who had just learned it from him: That’s exactly what I wanted to ask you
#zosan #frobin #onepiece
Chopper sees weird red abrasions on Zoro neck: That's some allergy?
Zoro eats onigiri: No. I was fighting with cook again
Chopper: But... with neck?
Zoro: Yeah, he has strong thighs
Chopper:
Zoro: I was just hungry and he doesn't wanted give me onigiri before dinner
#zosan #onepiece
Straw Hats: *arrives on new island*
Zoro and Sanji: *continues argue from the Sunny*
Zoro and Sanji already on the land: *bump heads*
Usopp: Is that how you check off new islands or what?
#zosan #onepiece
Killingham still tied up: Sanji! Revenge is coming! Be ready!
Zoro: *hears and grabs his swords*
Franky stops him: Chill out,dude. Don't hit someone when they are down
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji with birthday cake: Happy birthday Brook! Hope you will love this taste
Zoro: Even if we still don't know how you're eating things
Sanji: Shut up and give me a plate
Brook: *laughs* i got your special performance I'm so lucky yohohoho
Sanji: What?
Robin: Just keep going
#zosan #onepiece
Jinbe at the first minutes of his birthday party: Thank you for it. Good night
Luffy: We didn't event start!
Robin: What's wrong?
Jinbe: *looks on totally drunk Zoro and Nami*
Sanji: We can kick out him
Jinbe: Your birthday parties are harder to survive than Big Mom
#onepiece
Usopp: I hope this year my birthday party will be normal
Sanji: It will be,right? Zoro-kun?
Zoro: Yes *feels Nami eyes* have a nice day,cook
Robin: Hope you're ready for really amazing gift from Franky
Usopp to a whole trio: I said "normal" not creepy
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro is angry: Cook, you again took my sword to cut onion
Sanji is angry too: That's revenge for using kitchen appron as towel
Zoro grabs sword: You're pissing me off
Sanji prepares leg: You know what means
Usopp: Fight because of stealing things? So today is monday
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: What's the weather like today?
Chopper: 20 degrees Celsius
Zoro: I see that doctors can even tell what the temperature is outside. Nice skill
Sanji: Or maybe they just know how to read a thermometer
#zosan #onepiece
Robin with coffee: Welcome in "Broken bones podcast"
Brook: Place where we're sharing gossip about the strongest crew on this sea yohohoho
Robin: Today we will talk... *looks on Zoro and Sanji*
Sanji: Can i help?
Robin: Did you something together lately?
Brook: We needs content
#zosan #onepiece
Usoop after dinner: Skewers, salads, soups, and anything else that can be served in bite-sized pieces. Is this our new diet, or did you just not want to waste food after your cutting workout with Zoro in the kitchen?
Zoro: I think he suspects something
Sanji ironic: You think so?
#zosan #onepiece
Nami: *passes guys bedroom*
Nami in shock: What's that smell good?
Sanji: New air freshener
Nami: But...there? How did you do that?
Sanji: Just said "i don't want air freshener" and Zoro had do something opposite to me. It's dumb, but works
#zosan #onepiece
Chopper: Today with Robin i read "Hänsel und Gretel". They used bread crumbs to know their way back to home!
Sanji: Something like this would work on Zoro awful sense of direction *looks on him*
Sanji:
Sanji: No,that's pointless. Even sake or rice can't help here
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji and Hancock: *fights with enemies together*
Usopp: ...What's a beauty
Zoro: And some long hair girl
Usopp: Dude,she's shichibukai
Zoro: You think she plans steal our cook like Big Mom?
#zosan #onepiece
Bonney: There's something what you did cruel for your crewmates?
Zoro: I promised kill him someday
Robin: Don't be that brutal,she's still child
Bonney: I get it. And you?
Robin: After talk about humanity and freedom i crushed his... "friends"
Zoro: And that was for real brutal
#zosan #frobin
Sanji when crew is doing their hobbies:
Sanji: Nami-swan, beatiful Wano island sketch! Robin-chan, this bird skull is clean,great job! Marimo....dress up and take a shower
Zoro: Maybe use nicer tone,idiot?
Sanji: ...Please?
#zosan #onepiece
Robin to Sanji: You're better in giving birthday gifts than me. Zoro is always happy with your birthday food for him. Today are Franky birthday and... My humanity is being put to the test
Sanji: Wait what-
Robin: I will try my best
#zosan #frobin #onepiece
Killingham after hit: You're all disgusting and stinky as hell
Sanji: You will pay for it. I will make you apologize my friend Jinbe
Killin: Even from here i feel how this green swordsman stinks
Sanji: *Ifrit Jambe*
Sanji: Respect marimo too. Also no one but me can offend him!
#zosan #onepiece
Franky: I got upgrade! Now i have suuuuper cola!
Robin: Your previous version was already enough for me
Franky: Stop! You're too much kind
Robin: When the biggest sciencist on this world can't change your fashion style,i think any update will be not enough to make you better
#frobin #onepiece
Zoro during card game: *checks Sanji cards*
Sanji: Hey! Don't cheat you idiot
After reshufle
Robin: *checks Sanji cards*
Zoro: And she can cheat?
Sanji: Yes, and that's only your problem
Robin: To be fair, you both has better cards than Usopp
Usopp: What?
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro to Sanji on his birthday: Hey cook, i have something for you too. Happy birthday *seagull scream* -ji
Sanji: What?
Zoro: That's my gift. I said your name. Usopp told me that's will be good idea
Sanji: But i didn't heard it
Zoro: You will not get 2 gifts from me
#zosan #onepiece
Franky: Can you call me "Franky-kun" atleast one time?
Robin: No this is occupied by Sanji
Nami: ...I using it too
Robin: I don't treat Franky in the same way like you treats Sanji or Sanji treats Zoro
#zosan #frobin #onepiece
Sanji with a tie to Zoro: Put in on
Zoro:
Zoro: Okay
Sanji: You know how?
Zoro: Yes?
Zoro: *holds a tie*
Sanji: No at arm or head
Zoro: I know?
5 minutes later:
Sanji: *helps put tie on Zoro neck*
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji with whipped cream: I want prank Zoro. I will put cream on his hand during his nap
Robin: *laughs*
Usopp is jealous: That's not even that funny
Robin: I just think they're so adorable when they tries prank each other. That's sign of good friendship
Sanji:
#zosan #onepiece
Usopp: Spring is coming! Trees will be green again!
Chopper: But for Zoro that's no difference! He's green for a whole year!
Sanji: And i wish he was like a tree and was changing this ugly color
Zoro: Problem?
Sanji: You with cherry blossom instead moss would be much prettier
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji: Did you got found something before breakfast?
Nami: ...No?
Sanji to Robin: And you?
Robin: Except metal heart shape "thing" from Franky,no
Sanji: ...So where are my gifts?
Zoro: Who left white chocolate desserts on the floor? I thought that's rice
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji: Next time instead buying new clothes, you can take old ones from Franky or Jinbe. I was able to give you my old clothes only 2 years ago,when you wasn't that gigantic. After all you cares only about your haramaki
Zoro: *thinking*
Zoro: You was smaller than me anyway
#zosan #onepiece
