Josh Rogin: “Somebody shorted the oil market today by hundreds of millions of dollars exactly 20 minutes before Trump made his announcement—
If you see that once, it could be a coincidence. But that's happened at least three times, if not more, since the war began — that's a pattern”
“All we have to fear, is fear itself”
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”
“What the hell is a corner store?”
Great Presidential quotes of our time
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
ICE is not about immigration.
ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets.
Abolish ICE.
The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow.
Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance.
Sounds like the son is the worst of the worst.
Of course it’ll “diminish Arlington Cemetery.” But here’s the deal - Trump doesn’t give a fuck about Arlington Cemetery. I mean, we’re talking about the guy who called Americans who died on the battlefield “losers & suckers.” He doesn’t give a fuck about those heroes buried at Arlington.
When your life becomes a case study in karma.
Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich
Well, today we're taxing the rich...
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
I grew up on a farm where we regularly had to fix our own tractors. I also briefly worked for John Deere and watched as they tried to justify why people shouldn't be allowed to do that. Get absolutely fucked Deere, right to repair forever and ever
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I'm old enough to remember when this was called election interference.
I actually think they should try to pass articles of impeachment on a daily basis for literally everything he does that breaks that law. Like, instead of pretending it's not political, use it as a vehicle to make it clear just how extraordinarily corrupt this asshole is.
Spot on.
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Love how people were judging Harris for Biden's choices, yet crickets about Vance literally stumping for a fascist dictator in another nation's elections *while the current POTUS is threating to wipe a civilization off the map*
Tonight, I'm leaving the healthy EV Olive Oil in the pantry.
For the first time in years, I'm sautéing everything in BUTTER.
Fun fact. Iran was a democracy and had women’s rights until Republican prez in 1953 backed a coup to install the shah as leader. More gop bullshit that sticks around like body odor
I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.
Garcia: I think that Trump has lost his mind. He's not capable of being the president and he should be removed using the 25th amendment immediately. I don't trust anything that that man or the people around him actually do. He has proven to be the most corrupt person to ever be president.
Caught clips of that press conference and all I can say is, as my grandma would put it, "That man is nuttier than squirrel turds"
Seriously, what the fuck is this.
This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.
I don’t think we should have made Donald Trump the president
PSA: The responsibility of government is to enforce an agreed-upon sense of order and function in society—and to keep its citizens safe, cared for, and able to survive. If it refuses to do that, it’s not governing--it’s neglecting--and in America, this neglect has now become the norm.
Today President Trump is announcing his annual budget plan, which makes the American people pay for his Iran War by cutting billions from health care, education, housing and more. Here is my official response:
DEAD. ON. ARRIVAL.
The Generals are gone.
The AG is gone.
We started a war.
Gas is up.
Healthcare is up.
Prescriptions are up.
The rich are richer.
The poor are poorer.
Protesters have been killed.
Service members have been killed.
The law is a suggestion.
The constitution is a memory.
We. Are. Not. Okay.
The news cycle was so satisfying yesterday.
He's adorable. Can't have that melting in the rain!
He’s turned an entire political party into election deniers, into a bunch of sore losers. This is a real headline…in the year 2026.👇
