jon bois hockey tweet

nhl bracket challenge showing the senators beating the leafs in 7 games

i remember who i picked in my bracket but forgot how many games i had them in and 🫣

edited tumblr post meme user 1: people who celebrate [pet] birthdays are annoying pass it on user 2: FUCK this post and happy birthday [picture of cute cat lilac with her tongue out]

so real so true!

sens are now 6-0 in goals 2-0 in games when i have the game up but on mute but next game is during 911 so y'all are gonna have to figure out ur own superstitions sorry

i dont have twitter notifications on like in general and i'll be with my friend who will say the caps scored and im like oh i didnt get the espn/nhl notif yet how did u know but its bc she's getting the reporters twt notifs 😭

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okay so

i felt this in my soul abt my beloved nationals

i forgot the first period but dont worry guys i have the game on but muted now

megkeg.bsky.social (reposted by chipped tooth): booing at the liberal party headquarters only because i saw a guy in a leafs jersey followed by the late great hannibal liz: tag yourself im at the liberal headquarters in the leafs jersey

political divide

ah thank you, i got an email from one of the candidates and was like oh shit i would like to actually be informed on this but wasnt finding good info on it other than who was running but not their backgrounds just like. a list of names lmao

does anyone know anything abt the democratic candidates for virginia lt governor.. i am just realizing this is a thing i should be voting for in a month

thats so scenic omg i wouldnt even want to play baseball i'd just want to hang out lmao

........ i have literally always thought that was a christmas tree and never understood why he was there or the context of the gif 😭😭😭

i still had it muted the whole OT and i looked up to see everyone cheering and was like oh they mustve scored and then it panned to auston matthews looking sad and i started laughing

text: im being mentally ill in ways i was trying to break out of but the sens scored after i turned the game on but at the time they scored i had the game muted but i unmuted it and the leafs scored while it was unmuted so now i have the game on still but muted response: i'm in the same boat as you, i went back to the corner i was sitting in when they scored earlier to try to encourage them

so heres the thing

every problem in my life is because i havent gone to the zoo in almost a year. i need to go to the zoo

i keep forgetting the sens sent josh norris to the 1st circle of hell and wondering when hes gonna finally score a goal

i havent listened to any of these songs in so long im not mad either bc its like "wow i forgot i love that song" but thats how i feel abt the whole playlist so it'd be nice to get SOME variety lmao

i am exaggerating but it did play 4 ed sheeran songs out of 13 total songs since i put the playlist on so its barely an exaggeration that it played all 11

listening to an old playlist i made in 2016 and havent added to since 2019 and whatever algorithm spotify uses to shuffle seems to think i wanted it to play every single one of the 11 ed sheeran songs on the playlist (out of 180 total songs) back to back to back

post from washington nationals of players arriving for the game with text "just deleted everyone who's not on the team so if you're reading this the game is at 645PM"

glad the nats are figuring out their bullpen plans

washington nationals comment on tiktok "dylan crews can literally do anything he wants"

exactly

dylan crews is so back

I'm sorry but I don't care how much you like Hogwarts Legacy. I don't care how cool the lego sets are. I don't care that "it was your childhood." You cannot separate art from artist here. She is actively using your money to ruin lives *now*.

that it was

YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WAS LITERALLY 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM PUBLISHING AN ARTICLE NOW I HAVE TO RUN THE ANALYSIS ALL OVER AGAIN

TOOK YOU TEN DAYS TO REMEMBER WHAT A SMARTPHONE WAS AND GIVE TIM APPLE HIS BRIBERY EXEMPTION, MEANWHILE YOU STILL HAVEN'T FUCKING EXEMPTED BANANAS

I’ve see. Enough James wood is the next god

i was gonna get crews when i could afford one but now im scared to until he gets better

nats elite