Epic rap battles of history™

PINCURCHIN Vs NIKOLA TESLA

a tiktok video of a person playing basketball on a ice rink ALT: a tiktok video of a person playing basketball on a ice rink

> never had a rock thrown at me.

Oh yeah I'm not annoying

(I fucked up and put the wrong Godzilla movie last time 💀)

So there's this theme in Shin Godzilla. You see, people sit around in boardrooms and discuss the minutiae of policy and optics as millions are condemned to death

Everyone please look at this beautiful rat 💕

Okay so the situation with Iran is temporarily cooled down (here's hoping it's permanently cooled down) can we focus on Lebanon being slowly invaded and occupied by that genocidal ethno state that claims to be the only democracy in the middle east?

Pirates in an Adventure with scientists ass music

HIDDEN KING appears in HOUSE OF COMMONS.Vows guaranteed Gender-Affirming care if elected.

If you're autistic enough trans people appear in your vicinity like Pokémon go.

Just making it clear I'm not calling them Matrix patrols as some kind of commentary that's literally what their proactive policing force is called.

Made another one. 🙏 In response to the Cleveland police instance for their Matrix Patrols

This is how you spot a fake fan because Resident evil is a game series about playing increasingly slutty men

This is a level of twisted evil I believed reserved only for Persona villains.

Emma Alraabeah. Brianna Ghey. Charlie Millers. Jason Pullman.

The axes forget. But the trees remember.

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Scot Gov has defined sex in Scottish Hate Crime law as ‘biological sex’ as per the Supreme Court ruling. A choice they have made. We urge you to challenge that choice. Ask how they want to be remembered in the fight for trans equality & human rights: equalrecognition.eaction.org.uk/howwillthisb...

Yup. Can't be a woman. I mean, how could she be a womaniser? Lesbians famously HATE suit wearing, gun carrying, battle scarred women with dark pasts and secrets who drive supercars and have a gambling problem. Hate em.

There's just no way a bond like that could rizz up lesbians smh

SOOON 🥰🥰🥰 we're just having pizza with Caitie's grandparents and then we're heading home

Wtf I'm not even allowed to stand mysteriously in the mists of the cryogenic labs doorway anymore without getting cancelled???

A picture of right wing grifter idiot Alex Jones

"The government doesn't want you to know this but once trans visibility day is over, trans people get active camo. We only get one day to see them"

I hope she never has milk when she wants cereal. I hope both sides of her pillow are warm. I hope she can't find her phone charger.

Me me me!!!

One time I was lost on a mountain. I spent days wandering aimlessly and couldn't find my way.

I found another traveller after several days alone on the mountain. I asked "excuse me, I am lost. Do you know where we are?"

They said
"Winter/Texd41"

I cried. Because I'd already found the peak.

tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh standing in the snow . Alt: tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh. He looks over his shoulder betrayed, and then wanders off.

The Klingklang you've been having one night stands with:

(if people spoke LLM)

Me: "Uh, hey. I'm just looking for HDMI cables. Do you mind checking if you have any in the back?"

Staff: "Wow! First of all I have to say that checking the back is an amazing idea. Not many people have your initiative! Hats off to you!"

🥺😥😥😥

I bought this rat but it's so strange cause it won't stop staring at @faeth.bsky.social after her new haircut

Fool. Now I've satisfied your rat desire.

Can I be in the family as a pet rat